Holy shit kale

A person or animal that has an abnormally large nose, snout, or beak.

Kale Kondel walks by and everyone ducks from his humongous nose, they all scream,”holy shit kale!!”

by trevlwkcocked February 21, 2026

you can't have your kale and spend it too

Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".

Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.

by 2B+ November 27, 2019

st. micheal's kale

A term for marijuana used mainly by vegans. Also known as God's Cabbage

Yo Barbra is your St. Micheal's Kale gluten free?
Nah man, but it's cruelty free!

by Brotwurst1 June 18, 2018

st. micheal's kale

A term for marijuana used by vegans.

Yo Barbara, is your St. Micheal's kale gluten free?
No, but it is pretty lit and free range.

by Brotwurst1 June 18, 2018