jonathan penis

hes the penis guy

jonathan penis is the penis guy

by deezies November 12, 2023

Jonathan Simms

The watchers special little boy

the protagonist of the magnus archives podcast who’s completely smitten with the lonely tea man and is currently experiencing the horrors

Martin: I think i’m in love with Jonathan Simms
Tim: Our boss? He’s got no ass but you go girlie

by hello jon apologies for the de June 2, 2024

jonathan

he is really gay and has a little dick and a guy that fucks his own sister and a guy that cant get women

Jonathan is likes men

by Joshua pualter March 1, 2018

Jonathan West

That one violin kid who always plays at school

Oh look, Jonathan West is playing his violin.

by Funnyslutty August 29, 2022

Jonathan schmidt

Some fucker that sits in a corner and is alone most of the time, and he want to die. If you see a Jon, kill them, shit on them, and call the cops. Your peoples safety is in your hands.

Thank you

“Fuck that scrawny white boy Jonathan Schmidt” said the public

by Yos.com January 15, 2019

Jonathan

Hella sexy and one of the best people you will meet. Everyone he meets loves his humor and charm. Can get along with jocks skaters and Emos(basically everyone) even with his anxiety and insecurities. Jonathan is one of the best people you will ever meet.

Person 1: Hey isn’t that Your bf Jonathan?
Me: Yea he knows EVERYONE

by JonnieLover103 June 9, 2025

jonathan quinones

A 22 year old bitch who beats women and is a deadbeat. He has 4 kids but doesn't support any. One may say " my baby dad is such a jonathan quinones " Because his name itself means dead beat and crack head.

Yo her baby dad is such a jonathan quinones ..poor girl

by Miss Pickle October 19, 2018