Pulling a John

When someone leads you on with plans but then cancels last minute ; usually followed by some bullshit excuse

“He totally pulled a John last night... he said he was coming at 7:00 but at 6:50 he texted me saying his mom is making him take his dogs to the vet... he doesn’t have a dog”

“He’s totally pulling a John tonight... he said he has to watch his little sister so he can’t come!!”

by LetdownLucy December 20, 2017

john bland

A man whom only eats ass

Hey what're you doing tonight?
Imma john bland some bitch

by Curse of Three October 7, 2017

John Feldmann

A really awesome guy. if you don't know who he his, don't talk to me.

Person 1: "John Feldmann is my idol!"
Person 2: "dude same"

by just another hopeless fangirl December 8, 2014

John Russell

That Dreamy Guy you always dreamed of dating in high school. Also a man that is very good in bed. Hard worker and very respectful to his woman and her opinions.

John Russell A wonderful man!

by Comonee October 11, 2020

John Egbert

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by tturntechGodheadd September 10, 2022

John Maclean

A YouTuber that does makeup videos while looking elegant. Really pale skin and always wears black. Seems like a cool person, but honestly I'd be intimidated if I every saw this majestic beast in real life.

"You're wearing a black dress to the grocery store? Who are you, John Maclean?!!"

by MangoII December 27, 2017

Tall John

Believed to be more of a werewolf than man, impossible to kill because due to it's lack of liver and gag reflex. Is capable of getting more ass than a toilet seat.

There was a Tall John at my party, it drank all the Nikolai straight and proceeded to kidnap all the women.

by TJW!!!! August 18, 2008