kanga-jew

1. The kangaroo depicted on the Lambuel website wearing a kippah (yamaka) who "stayed behind to witness the coming of the Messiah."

2. Any other bastardized kangaroo creation made by Evangelical christians.

3. lit. A kangaroo wearing a kippah.

Did you see that kanga-jew at the zoo the other day? He must be really devout.

by Lambuel March 9, 2008

Jew Gook

a massively annoying cheap fucker asian

Guy 1: "That bitch at the milk bar jacked up the price of Vs to $4.00!"
Guy 2: "Fuck, what a Jew Gook."

by pikachode April 13, 2011

Jew Bush

A jewish woman's genital area that is extremely overgrown with pubic hair, in which 90% of the time is very dark, curly, nappy and unkept. The result of jewish breeding, causing massive hair growth in the pubic region of women.

That girl out there dancin looks jewish, I bet she has a serious Jew Bush!

by Deaner Beaner November 25, 2006

jew banger

A person who solely bangs Jews. May be pursued in New York City, Connecticut, LA, or South Beach. The online variant is JDate, which is syonymous for 'too ugly for real life'.

Who did Sholum Ghoulenstein bring home tonight?
Ah, you know that jew banger -- just some one-martini whore from JDate

by alecb August 10, 2007

Swine Jew

A Jewish individual afflicted with the H5N1 virus, more commonly known as "Swine Flu".

Gabe - Why hello there Ezekial, you seem run down down today.

Ezekial - I don't know, i had some great sex with my shebrew wife yesterday.

Gabe - That wasn't your wife, that was a pig!

Ezekial - Oh, Fuck! I'm afflicted with Swine Jew!

by Hung Looooooooooooo May 3, 2009

Jew Cake

Refers to the holocaust in which the nazis put the jews in their easy bake ovens, hence Jew Cake.

"Man, this tastes totally like a jew cake it has that kind of tangy hint of discrimination and mass murder. now i feel bad."

by Toastpatrol May 16, 2009

Syrian Jew

A Syrian Jew is a blanket term for Jews whose ancestors come from a few different Middle-Eastern countries (Most Noteably Lebanon, Syria, and Egypt). They are a very tight knit bunch that has settled mostly in the New York and New Jersey Areas (Brooklyn has the highest concentration). Some people might choose to bring up a stereotypical obsession with wealth and extravangance that some of them have, but that is not all of them and there is more. The people from this community may have there flaws (as do most) and the tightness of the community causes most every move to be watched under a microscope, but there are plenty of positives. The Syrian Jews are very charitable and very family oriented. When one person falls on hard times they all band together to help them out. The community is getting larger and larger but they still have a sense of togetherness that few communities are ever able to achieve.

Jack: Where are you headed today Carol.

Carol: To the Basketball Tournament to benefit the needy.

Jack: Wasn't there one last week?

Carol: When you're a Syrian Jew, the charitable functions never seem to end, but I kind of like it that way.

by Jack Jackerson September 16, 2008