New Jersey Soap Pump

The act of one man ejaculating onto the palm of another man, who then uses the seamen to lube his penis during masturbation. This is commonly used in saunas for when gay men arn't ready to get it on.

After dozens of New Jersey Soap Pumps, everyones prostate was aflame, but the night had only begun.

by Hummus43 August 30, 2011

Jersey

The best mother fuckin state in the country. If you think you're tough go to Camden or JC, we'll see what's up. Only the strong survive in this state biatch.

you ain't shit unless you from Jersey, we don't take nothin' from nobody.

by Phat Tony April 27, 2006

New Jersey

noun

(see shithole)

Wow, this shithole reminds me of New Jersey!

by Foznots November 1, 2009

the name Jersey

The best female human being you will posibly ever meet.

The name Jersey is a pleasant name.

by The Best definition maker January 28, 2018

Jesse Ventura

former pro wresler, former Minnesota Governor. Election in 1998 "shocked the world". Prone to inflated self-importance and hypocrisy as he blames media jackals for criticizing him one day and appears on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno the next.
aka The Body, The Mind

I'm going to vote for Jesse Ventura just so I can get one of those "My Governor can beat up your Governor bumper stickers." Screw voting for the best candidate.

by peaches406 March 16, 2004

Jersey Boob Job

When a person wears multiple bras to make their bust look bigger.

"Wow Tammy's boobs are looking great tonight."
"She must be doing a jersey boob job, whoever is DTF with her tonight is going to be disappointed"

by fromthemitten October 29, 2011

Jerseyed

When you get your jersey pulled over your face, and you can't punch with your arms or see with your eyes. Classic hockey fight move.

"Oh man, you see Joe totally jerseyed McKenzie there!"

by TBird8 June 14, 2012