semaj is the guy at school that pulls any girl he wants. They tend to be loyal and most of the times don't date more then one girl at a time. They arr sexy and have very large penis. Any girl wil want them.
I want a semaj jacobs
by Semaj jacobs March 17, 2017
An "Uncle Jacob" is any Snowflake white male that is drowning in white guilt and will suck up to any minority to speak out negatively against white people. This individual lacks any masculinity and will join a cult organization like ANTIFA in a feeble attempt to prove his manhood because he is too weak to stand as an individual and can only find bravery when in the presence of a group.
by The Reality Man June 25, 2020
very hot and sick and he's is cool and hot and very very hot and sexy with a sexy voice and big biceps he is very very very hot and super sexy
Jacob Gercken is very hot
by hnfbduoi;abfhgu;iashfguia; January 29, 2021
A gay pornstar who usually is a bottom, deepthroats an cock he can get. Usually forgets to wear his hat, also a vegan.
by Zachary the cuck January 12, 2017
Jacob Saggytites was Musically star but now he came back to be a plain big fat liar of a fake E-Boy he tries, he paints his nail, chains, and etc of what E-Boys wear
by Uwwuwueu April 13, 2019
by maryy327 March 16, 2016
One of the, if not the best musicians in the world. With microtonal harmonies and fascinating rhythms, he produces "musician's music"
Jesse: Have you heard jacob collier's new song?
Daniel: Yes, it was amazing. It really filled the love in my heart, it was all I needed for the day. I listened to it in my room all night long, and it made me cry. I could feel it in my bones. Thanks for asking, djesse.
Jesse: You misspelled my name.
Daniel: But we're talking.
Jesse: We aren't real. We are but text being written or having been wrote by a simple fan of jacob collier, the king of music, like Julia Ceasar, Daniel.
Daniel: It's Julius.
Jesse: But I've known you for so long, how could I have not known this whole time, your name was julius.
Daniel: Not my na- this is too long of an example, our creator should probably shut up and go to bed.
Jesse: Not before listening to Snarky Puppy: We Like It Here
Daniel: Yes, it was amazing. It really filled the love in my heart, it was all I needed for the day. I listened to it in my room all night long, and it made me cry. I could feel it in my bones. Thanks for asking, djesse.
Jesse: You misspelled my name.
Daniel: But we're talking.
Jesse: We aren't real. We are but text being written or having been wrote by a simple fan of jacob collier, the king of music, like Julia Ceasar, Daniel.
Daniel: It's Julius.
Jesse: But I've known you for so long, how could I have not known this whole time, your name was julius.
Daniel: Not my na- this is too long of an example, our creator should probably shut up and go to bed.
Jesse: Not before listening to Snarky Puppy: We Like It Here
by Stylus Sticc June 07, 2020