jacked

1. Someone who is extremely strong & muscular.
2. To steal something that does not belong to you.
3. Something that's just really cool or really weird.

1. Damn he's JACKED!

2. That kid totally jacked my hairstyle!
HE JACKED MY JACKET!

3. That's soooo jacked!

by Sissy_ December 24, 2006

jew jacked

One who gets taken advantge or ripped off severly. Usually associated with money.

That coke machine ate my dollar bill "i've just been jew jacked"

by Mac and Bernie April 12, 2005

swagger jacker

a swagger jacker is person that takes someone else's ideals and claim's them to be his/or hers.

Jesse iz a fuckin' swagger jacker

Zhmir iz swagger jackin' the shit of Jim Jones

by ijeM naitsabeS February 5, 2007

jacked

To get robbed, mugged, rolled or beaten up by someone.

Man I jus' got jacked, fuck that shit.
Letz go jack these motherfuckers.
Oh man, my ride jus' got jacked.

by Diego September 22, 2003

Ball Jacked

The act of a woman wanting to make a man a husband in a very short time frame.

Everything was going great with sally but then she ball jacked me and now were getting married next week.

by absinthe_psychologist January 18, 2010

Columbus Blue Jackets

A professional hockey team in the NHL. This team was founded in 2000 as an expansion team. Though up till now their success has lacked as a team (Rick Nash got the Rocket Richard trophy for most goals in a season though), the start of the 2007-2008 has been kind to them. Once a team struggling and trying to build a solid franchise is now seeking to make it into the playoffs. So far, they are the only active team not to make the playoffs.

Before: The Columbus Blue Jackets lost again. Go fucking figure.

Now: The Columbus Blue Jackets won again. Go fucking figure.

by The kid your mom warned you about in kindergarden December 4, 2007

Jacksturbate

The practice of the perfect masturbation sensation a.k.a. jacking off. Combined give off the ultimate orgasm that has the power to make your lower half explode!! >:-D

Non jacksturbater: Dude!!! When did you get a wheelchair??
Jacksturbater: It's a grim tale... I was so turned on I went beyond masturbation levels and I jacksturbated...
Non jacksturbater: Ohhhh... you're such a dumbass...

by JoeManX June 2, 2009