Pulling a John

When someone leads you on with plans but then cancels last minute ; usually followed by some bullshit excuse

“He totally pulled a John last night... he said he was coming at 7:00 but at 6:50 he texted me saying his mom is making him take his dogs to the vet... he doesn’t have a dog”

“He’s totally pulling a John tonight... he said he has to watch his little sister so he can’t come!!”

by LetdownLucy December 20, 2017

John Maclean

A YouTuber that does makeup videos while looking elegant. Really pale skin and always wears black. Seems like a cool person, but honestly I'd be intimidated if I every saw this majestic beast in real life.

"You're wearing a black dress to the grocery store? Who are you, John Maclean?!!"

by MangoII December 27, 2017

john bland

A man whom only eats ass

Hey what're you doing tonight?
Imma john bland some bitch

by Curse of Three October 7, 2017

John Stones

A fine individual whose defending skills will soon be added to the bible.

John Stones is a better defender than Van Dijk.

by EmSiBiEm January 5, 2021

John's Banana

John's Banna a term given by NCT's Ten it was on a voice called "A cup of coffee" Its a joke and nctzens love it.

Johnny & Mark:*Talking about banana's*
Ten's dirty mind:JoHn's bAnAnA?
Jaehyun:*Unbothered*

by Chittaphon April 28, 2021

A John Mount

The act of walking into a friends house with the sole intent of dropping a nasty smelly dump in their bathroom and feeling no pity.

Ex: Yo bro i just pulled a John mount at toms house dont go in there.

by smashndash69 October 12, 2012

John Martin

A stud of a man. Takes the largest dumps, flex’s his chickens , and exterminates simps. He’s not a man to be messed with will end your whole career, but will always come through in the clutch.

Do you see John Martin over there ?

That dude will save the world from simps.

by Simp Detector 42069 March 30, 2020