A John Mount

The act of walking into a friends house with the sole intent of dropping a nasty smelly dump in their bathroom and feeling no pity.

Ex: Yo bro i just pulled a John mount at toms house dont go in there.

by smashndash69 October 12, 2012

John Maclean

A YouTuber that does makeup videos while looking elegant. Really pale skin and always wears black. Seems like a cool person, but honestly I'd be intimidated if I every saw this majestic beast in real life.

"You're wearing a black dress to the grocery store? Who are you, John Maclean?!!"

by MangoII December 27, 2017

John Stones

A fine individual whose defending skills will soon be added to the bible.

John Stones is a better defender than Van Dijk.

by EmSiBiEm January 5, 2021

John Haldeman

Famous for his special Haldeman Shifter Sandwich in the Donegal High School cafeteria.

Donegal Student 1: What’s for lunch today?
Donegal Student 2: It’s the John Haldeman Shifter Sandwich!
Donegal Student 1: Fuck.

by MonkeBalls420 March 22, 2022

John Feldmann

A really awesome guy. if you don't know who he his, don't talk to me.

Person 1: "John Feldmann is my idol!"
Person 2: "dude same"

by just another hopeless fangirl December 8, 2014

john bland

A man whom only eats ass

Hey what're you doing tonight?
Imma john bland some bitch

by Curse of Three October 7, 2017

John's Banana

John's Banna a term given by NCT's Ten it was on a voice called "A cup of coffee" Its a joke and nctzens love it.

Johnny & Mark:*Talking about banana's*
Ten's dirty mind:JoHn's bAnAnA?
Jaehyun:*Unbothered*

by Chittaphon April 28, 2021