a woman with a great face, but the body isnt so great. (opposite to a prawn who has a great body but face isnt so great, seeing as though you eat the body of a prawn and throw away the head)
by hearns-bomb November 17, 2005
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Girl 1: I heard you got Eiffel Towered last night
Lucky woman: actually they were both gingers so it was a Irish tower
Lucky woman: actually they were both gingers so it was a Irish tower
by Luf On Dotz June 8, 2019
Get the irish tower mug.when ur doing a girl doggie style and then take her legs out from under her therefore looking like a plow
by helton January 1, 2009
Get the irish plow mug.The act of an Irishman going out on the lash at the local pub only to realize (after too many cups of the pure) he locked himself out of his dwelling, his primary means of communication ascended to the pearly gates without so much as a farewell or Slán out of courtesy, and he has a horribly urgent need to piss but isn’t smart enough to return back to the pub. The closest petrol station open at this hour is over a kilometer away from your pub and apartment.
The objective of the exercise is to walk to the station, find where they keep the jacks politely ask the lad to charge your phone, then text your fookin roommate to let you in, then walk back. Makes sure if you’re too plastered, avoid the Garda Síochánaat all costs, or you fail.
The result of repeated practice of this exercise will culminate into strong Irish Balls and an erection so thick, not even the donkey cocks of the Ethiopians can ever hope to please your lass better than yours.
The objective of the exercise is to walk to the station, find where they keep the jacks politely ask the lad to charge your phone, then text your fookin roommate to let you in, then walk back. Makes sure if you’re too plastered, avoid the Garda Síochánaat all costs, or you fail.
The result of repeated practice of this exercise will culminate into strong Irish Balls and an erection so thick, not even the donkey cocks of the Ethiopians can ever hope to please your lass better than yours.
Seamus: Look at that buffoon, poor sod’s locked himself out.
Padraíg: Aye and he’s doing him some Irish kegels there now as well. I see piss dripping! Two shillings say he doesn’t make it to the toilet.
Seamus: Begorrah and yer justified, Pat, but may he have the Almighty’s favour.
Padraíg: Aye and he’s doing him some Irish kegels there now as well. I see piss dripping! Two shillings say he doesn’t make it to the toilet.
Seamus: Begorrah and yer justified, Pat, but may he have the Almighty’s favour.
by WoodyPooShoes September 4, 2019
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2. When you apply sunscreen but neglect portions of your legs, resulting in red and white stripes.
2. When you apply sunscreen but neglect portions of your legs, resulting in red and white stripes.
Having an Irish tiger in your group announces to everyone that you guys are just there to have a good time, not to play golf.
by Learjet7 July 17, 2019
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Get the Irish roofie mug.the result of a barfight, the victor (intoxicated and wearing workboots) places his opponent face down and stomps the back of his neck.
see also, Irish curb stomp
see also, Irish curb stomp
"We went over to J.P. Cunninghams and Irish stomped that hot chicks boyfriend because he kept giving us dirty looks every time we drove by."
by shamroxxxx August 21, 2008
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