Friend Zone

Supposedly, the "friend zone" is a phenomenon that occurs when a girl you like is friends with you, but will blatantly not date you, resulting in depression/irritation, as the "friend zoned" person feels obligated to date(or have sex with) the other person. Of course, to put simply, this is total bullshit. Women are not vending machines that you can put kindness coins into until dates/sex pops out. THEY DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING.

Jack: Hey, you alright, Kendall?
Kendall: No.
Jack: Why? What's wrong?
Kendall: Hannah put me in the friend zone. I know she's obligated to have it with me.
Jack: Dude, get over it. It's total bullshit. Women don't owe you shit.

by Intelligence001 October 9, 2016

ether zone

n. The place where all lost things go, or where objects in transport go when they cannot be located. Generally referred to as "out there".

I sent her an email twenty minutes ago but it's in the ether zone and she hasn't gotten it yet.

by KenGr October 20, 2007

Cone Zone

An imaginary, equidistant line around your body forming the great circle that is your personal space.

"Man back out my cone zone! I can feel your breath on my face!"

"I got on the subway at rush hour and there were mad people up in mah cone zone!"

"Cindy and I went out clubbing last night. Billy couldnt take a hint that Cindy didnt want him dancing in her cone zone."

by Judit January 13, 2007

zone out

sleeping on the job.

boss:hey man wake up!
man:i was NOT sleeping. I just happened to zone out!

by tomcon5 February 25, 2009

Zone-deaf

The acute ability to ignore all sound whilst in the creative flow zone.

I was so focused I went completely zone-deaf to the sweet young couple's conversation going on right nxt to me.

by Francois the Unsheathed October 10, 2021

Ho zoned

When you're trying to get laid by a prostitute or by known ho but can't get none.

Benny: Yo Grant, so I tried to get laid by this prostitute but we just ended up talking and going to a movie. Guess I'll just stay a virgin...
Grant: Did you pay for the movie to?
Benny: Yup.
Grant: Damn bro you just got ho zoned.

by Da Cap'n Speaking November 30, 2014

Dealer Zone

Related to the "friend zone", this is when someone strings along a drug dealer to get better prices.

Amber: so you're going to see D-Dog again? Are things heating up?
Brittany: hell na, he's in the dealer zone so I can get $50 quarters

by docbuzzo June 23, 2016