ether zone

n. The place where all lost things go, or where objects in transport go when they cannot be located. Generally referred to as "out there".

I sent her an email twenty minutes ago but it's in the ether zone and she hasn't gotten it yet.

by KenGr October 20, 2007

Friend Zone

Supposedly, the "friend zone" is a phenomenon that occurs when a girl you like is friends with you, but will blatantly not date you, resulting in depression/irritation, as the "friend zoned" person feels obligated to date(or have sex with) the other person. Of course, to put simply, this is total bullshit. Women are not vending machines that you can put kindness coins into until dates/sex pops out. THEY DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING.

Jack: Hey, you alright, Kendall?
Kendall: No.
Jack: Why? What's wrong?
Kendall: Hannah put me in the friend zone. I know she's obligated to have it with me.
Jack: Dude, get over it. It's total bullshit. Women don't owe you shit.

by Intelligence001 October 9, 2016

Cone Zone

An imaginary, equidistant line around your body forming the great circle that is your personal space.

"Man back out my cone zone! I can feel your breath on my face!"

"I got on the subway at rush hour and there were mad people up in mah cone zone!"

"Cindy and I went out clubbing last night. Billy couldnt take a hint that Cindy didnt want him dancing in her cone zone."

by Judit January 13, 2007

zone out

sleeping on the job.

boss:hey man wake up!
man:i was NOT sleeping. I just happened to zone out!

by tomcon5 February 25, 2009

Hoe Zoned

Like the friend zone but you are stuck as their Hoe

I wanted a relationship with him but I was Hoe zoned

by Princessbabygirl December 19, 2016

Business Zone

When a person asks a person whom they are attracted to if they want to start dating, and gets turned down, but gets put in the business zone instead of the friend zone. Unlike the friend zone, people in the business zone are hung on to strictly for wealth benefits such as money loans, free stuff, etc.

After weeks of trying to find his courage, Mark finally found it in him to ask Betty out on a date. Betty promptly shot him down, but put him in the business zone, or else Mark would demand his money back, change his netflix password, and stop driving her around. If Mark realizes he's got no further chance with her, he will perform all of the previously mentioned actions. If he still thinks he has a chance, he will endlessly dwell in the business zone, and all his friends will enter a state of pity and empathy.

by the flying sandwich July 10, 2014

no-blow zone

The area around a man's genetalia which is unable to be accessed for fellatio due to a foul-smelling fart discharge which may have been released accidentally or deliberately.

Linda's knob gobbling was clumsy and uncomfortable at best. It was time for me to create a no-blow zone and get out of there.

by Zonal K October 9, 2019