by anonymous February 10, 2021

a girl that will literally fucking lie to have friends. no one talks to her unless she has gossip to say which is made up 100% of the time. she has 0 friends, 0 boyfriends, and 0 life
by xoxogossipgirl3333 February 9, 2022

( invented by Bret Baier at Fox News after the Louisiana flooding of Aug 2016): there's always hope even in the face of the worst disasters.
Donald Trump is running for president out of nationalism, patriotism and a more mature understanding (than Hilary Clinton) of the phrase hope springs eternal, specially when it applies to the inner city problems facing America
by Sexydimma April 7, 2021

Hope is a free spirited alien thing that shall forever haunt you if you steal her peanut butter
Although nerdy and uptight a lot there is a fun and interesting side that hides under a unicorn. Hopes are a rare and dying creature that should be protected. Try and steal her boyfriend and she will bite ur neck. Nicknames include hopey,
Hopey wopey, hoppy,
Although nerdy and uptight a lot there is a fun and interesting side that hides under a unicorn. Hopes are a rare and dying creature that should be protected. Try and steal her boyfriend and she will bite ur neck. Nicknames include hopey,
Hopey wopey, hoppy,
Gabe: where did hope go, I want to propose
Ethan : she is with the ass phantom
Gabe: what
Ethan: it’s magic deal with it
Ethan : she is with the ass phantom
Gabe: what
Ethan: it’s magic deal with it
by White_knife22 June 18, 2019

The most emo looking motherfucker on the planet.
But it's ok because she doesn't look bad, infact she's the most gorgeous and good looking person that I have ever seen
She's a complete ass-face half the time, but you gotta love THE Hope Spurgeon
But it's ok because she doesn't look bad, infact she's the most gorgeous and good looking person that I have ever seen
She's a complete ass-face half the time, but you gotta love THE Hope Spurgeon
by NumberOneHopeSpurgeonLover August 22, 2024

hope is a tall (very tall) dumb blonde with an adam’s apple and a giant forehead looks like the great wall of china and her head looks like a bobble head and she falls down the stairs and smells like elephant shit and if you ever get the chance to be around her... RUN oh and her nose might cut you open
by chey.k23 January 2, 2020

You wonder if there was no pandemic, and no money to be made off it, would the medical offices and food bank companies still really care as much as they claim to when they try to sell people hope, or would they be just as negative and self serving, and ugly inside as the rest of us, though their God they claim to believe in might not like us for it.
by Solid Mantis February 11, 2021
