The Jersey Handshake

After you are done having anal sex and before you've blown your load, you pull out and have the girl finish you off with a hand job. The end result is that the girls hand is covered in crap and cum, like most Jersian-ites. . . inians, what ever the hell you call them. And, most importantly, you got your nut in a very unusual, exciting way.

E.G " Dude, I was fucking that chick last night and I got her to give me The Jersey Handshake!"

P.J.P " I LOVE GIVING THOSE. . . i mean getting them."

by Dr. Edward Garcia October 17, 2008

chelsea handshake

When you fist someone ass when you are sucking dick!

Mark is very attracted to Donnell and gave Donnell a Chelsea Handshake as an introduction.

by Chelsea lover 23 April 19, 2017

trucker handshake

the act of when Dale Holgate decides that he is going to rape a little boy, but since Dale is impotent, he cant get it up and decides to pee into the boys asshole simulating ejaculation.

also, all truckers are gay.

1337mas: "Ms. Stroy, have you ever shaken hands with a trucker,? ya know, its like a formal greeting of sorts.."
Stroy: "well yes i have shaken hands with a trucker."

by ASE June 17, 2004

Eyeball Handshake

Eyeball Handshake - A communication between two individuals where no words are exchanged but a mutual conversation is established using eye contact. This is achieved by movement of the eyeballs in a particular pattern, followed by a significant 'head nod' to symbolize the end of the conversation between one another.

Two guys passing each other in the mall, you don't exchange words but you share eye contact and a conversation in your head, you continue walking and leave it with a head nod. This is an Eyeball Handshake.

by Cartake December 13, 2010

PH handshake

when an individual approaches and shakes the outside of your crotch pants as an indicator she is up for some sexual excitment

Nya approached and gave a PH handshake which told me she was game for more fun and excitement.

by jace141 July 7, 2010

Canadian handshake

A handjob

That asshole in Tim Hortons stole my fucking sandwich, so the lady behind the counter gave me a Canadian handshake.

by Wales420 August 4, 2015

americian handshake

a form of rape. between the same sexes. mainly men

guy 1. "man, i spent the night in prison and got gang raped!"

guy 2. "oh, they gave you the americian handshake!"

by Dave583 January 2, 2008