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Bucket of hog twats

A bucket that is filled with useless sex organs but yet
it is still more useful than you
You're more useless than a bucket of hog twats bob!
by Audir8 June 11, 2021
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gargle my hog

The act of swallowing a penis so far you can only make choking noises.
Over the last few years Tom has asked to gargle my hog and asked me to gargle his hog many times. I wonder how many times he has been caught gargling hog.
by Welsk March 15, 2016
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fweet hog

A term used for a hog hog covered in shit, and it is usaully after fucking a pretty cunt becuause the dad said he wanted action
by fweet wahan July 28, 2008
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2.6 Hog Cycle

A Clash Royale deck that contains Hog Rider, Fireball, Musketeer, Cannon, Skeletons, Ice Spirit, Ice Golem, and The Log.
Despite how the deck looks, it's super annoying to fight against. Its fast cycle means that the enemy can switch to another Hog Rider in a matter of seconds, and if the enemy is skilled, they defend your entire counterpush with little to no damage at the enemy tower, leaving you feeling weak and useless. The Hog Rider punishes you after you spend all your elixer to support your push, you get no damage, and the Hog Rider is attacking your tower, forcing you to sacrifice the tower with nothing in return.

The deck's defense synergy is powerful enough to crush your dreams. The deck's cycle is cheaper than your possessions.

Air decks such as Lava-loon is useful to countering 2.6 Hog Cycle players because the deck doesn't have much air counters.
Person 1: Holy hell. I just met a 2.6 Hog Cycle player. Fuck the amount of times he kited, I can't even count that.
Person 2: Meh. 2.6 Hog Cycle players will always be pretty retarded.
Person 1: I was using X-Bow.
Person 2: Then FUCK YOU THEN!!!! YOU DESERVED TO LOSE HEEHEEHEEHAW
by A weak dick February 2, 2022
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Fluff my Hog

As defined in the world of achewood, the activity of fluffing one's hog is defined as one the act of sucking on anothers phallus. It is usually used as a threat or retort to a comment you find. It can be further emphasised by telling someone that they will soon taste your hog.
"You diss my dog, you fluff my hog"
"You are about to enter a world where the only activity that exists is tasting my hog"
by David F September 23, 2005
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ground hog dump

a bowel movement that is so large and impacted that you can squeeze out a portion, but can't pinch it off, so it goes back in.
After that ground hog dump, I need some laxatives.
by Mike Oxhard July 11, 2006
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suck my hog

suck my hog another way to tell someone to suck my dick a little less offensive but carries the same message
dude you stole my toy car collection

man i did not steal your toy car collection you can suck my hog

dude you cant take a joke can you

man your jokes are not evan funny you can suck my hog
by littlejimmie March 13, 2019
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