When I went down on the bitch I met at the bar, I simply refused because of that hairy poon typhoon in her panties.
by VelvetFog January 13, 2015
Get the Hairy Poon Typhoonmug. Its what you get when you jizz all over a woman's vajina and the pubic hair gets stuck together with the sperm
by Chase Zarate May 8, 2009
Get the hairy-man salsamug. an act in which a man wraps his thumb and index finger around the outside of his scrotum so the tips of his finger and thumb touch.(above the testes but under the base of the penis)After correct placement of the finger and thumb, the hand is moved away from the body in a pulling motion. this creates a "sinching" effect and creates a hairy brain-like object from the testes bunching at the bottom of the scrotum.
because brandon liked to show all of the girls his hairy troll brain, he is now serving 1-15 years in the pokey for sexual harrassment.
by ben w. September 1, 2008
Get the hairy troll brainmug. When a Girl is giving a guy a Hand-Job and right before the guy is about to blow his load or cum, she punches the guy right in the testicles.
"It really sucked. I was so excited for her to jerk me off and she finally did...I got the Hairy Knuckle Airbag."
"Oh yes, yes make me...AHHH...." *hairy knuckle airbag*
"Bitch gave me the Airbag!"
"Oh yes, yes make me...AHHH...." *hairy knuckle airbag*
"Bitch gave me the Airbag!"
by Zwantel Washington January 30, 2010
Get the Hairy Knuckle Airbagmug. Boy 1 She has the hairiest toes ever!!
Boy 2 I know right!
Boy 1 wait, how do you know?!
Boy 2 I f**ked her you idiot!!
'Hairy toes is awesome!' Exclaimed Lily with a grin
Boy 2 I know right!
Boy 1 wait, how do you know?!
Boy 2 I f**ked her you idiot!!
'Hairy toes is awesome!' Exclaimed Lily with a grin
by OMG it's varli! July 2, 2019
Get the Hairy toesmug. by Sweetchiba November 29, 2012
Get the Hairy Sanchezmug. a female's unshaved vagina
by happy pencil August 6, 2003
Get the hairy hatchet woundmug.