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Pre-Poon-Goon

A natural method to lasting longer during coitus, Pre-Poon-Gooning is an act of masturbation before intercourse with the intention of enlarging ones flacid member and/or having not worry about premature ejaculation.
Luke would need full canisters tonight if he wanted a son; he spent a solo session to Pre-Poon-Goon before she arrived.
by mGBm December 29, 2023
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Goon Trigger

A person, place, or thing that causes you to get the intense urge to goon.
All these Instagram models are a goon trigger.
by Ædthryth March 22, 2025
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Goon baiting

The act of baiting people into gooning
she was goon baiting me by showing me her boobs
by absolute d1 gooner hengooner August 30, 2025
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Flicker Gooning

The practice of repeatedly bringing oneself or another to the brink of orgasm and then deliberately stopping, over the course of several days. This prolonged edging method is termed "flicker gooning" due to the sensation it creates in the brain, which is likened to a light flickering between states—oscillating at the edge of climax without fully achieving it. This technique is often used to intensify the eventual orgasm and heighten sexual gratification.
After three days of flicker gooning, he said the final release was the most intense experience he'd ever had."
by FunkyJErkers May 24, 2024
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goon stoopid

A double meaning referring to the act of "gooning" so hard that you become completely and utterly stupid, to the point where you spell the word incorrectly. Also in reference to the leading figure in the gooning community, Goon Stoopid.
Brendon: "Dude I dunno what to do. I'm bored."

Darren: "Just goon stoopid."

Brendon: "Bro! I'm GOONING myself STOOPID right now nngghhh"

Darren: "Atta boy"
by fapaddict November 26, 2023
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goon sesh

robbie came home after having sex with a big tiddy orthodox jew after zach had been sitting in the suite having a fat goon sesh and contemplating the nature of reality.
by joshma February 4, 2024
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Goon toons

Pornographic animations. They're often watched on a PSP or 3DS, but can be viewed on many other devices.
Yo, man! Put on the goon toons, not that Cocomelon or Skibidi Toilet shit!
by b453dw0rdw1z4rd June 25, 2024
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