Desk Goblin

A person who gives oral sex from under a desk or table.

That woman must be a Desk goblin if she’s received a promotion while the rest of us didn’t.

by Baboonery1 April 12, 2023

Goblin Dickhead

Goblin Dickhead is used as an insult for underage parents who are on government benefits.

Look at that Goblin Dickhead buying her kids sausages rolls with her benefit money.

by OrthdoxNorman December 01, 2015

posh goblin

Often seen saying "Spare some coochie ma'am?"

Human in the streets Posh Goblin in the sheets

by D&D Gamer 101 January 07, 2020

Giggle goblin

Slang frequently used on tiktok meaning whoever it is targeted towards is cool and a good person

Person 1: “Do you know Muhammad Ali?”
Person 2:“Yeah he’s the giggle goblin of boxing!”

by matthewc201828377 September 18, 2020

Goblin Squat

A sex position in which the man lies on his back and the woman squats on his dick facing him. The woman's heels must be in contact with the floor at all times. She then bounces her ass up and down on that cock like a dirty little migrant worker.

I'm sorry Greg, but I have to go into the Swedish forest to pick berries now

No please Agnieszka just give me the goblin squat one more time!

by Cheezy D on the mic July 20, 2023

Goblin Mode

When a female/male is in the mood for oral sex and has an insatiable appetite for it

I recently went to my massage therapist who gave me the best head I had in a while! I guess I caught her in Goblin mode!

by Webster's Miriam dictionary December 06, 2022

crotch goblin

One who feeds on the groin while growling and snoring.

I was attacked at a party by a crotch goblin.

by DeVirginator February 10, 2003