ass goblin

1) An individual who dwells within the anal cavity of another person. 2) A weirdo 3) Also a verb demonstrative of the act of eating ass

1) If you have nothing better to do than read this, you are probably an assgoblin 2) I went over to see Jim but he was too busy assgoblin.

by Hugh Jass July 11, 2003

dong goblin

The act of unleashing tiny armored monsters into the vaginal canal with the intent to infect. Once the monsters have nested into the vaginal canal they will discard there excrement out of the canal. (Gonorrhea)

Jessica I slept with Justin and got "dong goblins" in my vagina.

Rob I can’t believe Dan gave me “dong goblins” in my ass. (Gay Version)

by Two Knuckles Deep January 16, 2011

Ass Goblin

Donald Trump

Dude did you see that ass goblin on tv

by Three little niglets February 4, 2017

porch goblin

Its the modern definition of a baby porch monkey or greasy dread headed chief keef

Look at that stanky nappy head porch goblin he for sure doesn't have running water poor porch goblin

by UncleSamInATrenchCoat August 13, 2017

tit goblin

A person normally named Sam who is know for stealing your kills and loot in fortnite battle royal

“Get me you tit goblin” oh sorry my mic unplugged

by Widowmain June 14, 2018

magic nose goblins

Stimpy's friendly snot creatures. Also a band from Reno, NV known for it's "psychoindustrialpunkfunkgrungeadelic" sound.

"You could play with your magic nose goblins."

"Dude, did you see the Magic Nose Goblins last night?"

by Slime Barfer February 11, 2008

Mississippi Mud Goblin

A large amount of fecal matter hidden inside soft, warm mississippi mud. When stepped in, the Mud Goblin releases intoxicating aromas that will seep into your pores.

Jason found a Mississippi Mud Goblin today and will be out of the office for the rest of the afternoon.

by gretzky of stink September 4, 2009