Daniel's Girlfriend

Here comes Daniel's Girlfriend, ya'll better put on your sunglasses or that ass will burn your eyes out it's so hot.
by vklwrbfiyhryigfwRKUG February 15, 2017
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honorary girlfriend

Akalicious with severe stalker issues. Beware they don;t get the noncommittal part
Tis chick just don't get it. She is a perfect honorary girlfriend candidate
by Hooksemup PImp March 18, 2008
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Irish girlfriend

True statement. I used that for my Irish girlfriend a few years back
by Pantsandshirts January 05, 2017
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The Girlfriend Experiment

A real experiment made by the Legendary Science Teacher Mr. Simon Lo, it speaks of Lo dating two girls. He could not decide on who to make his wife, so he took the two girls to the same theatre to watch the same movie and then went to the same restaurant and ate the same stuff, just on different days. Legend has it that he observed the reactions of the two girls and chose the one who was happier as wife. This he says to all F1 students he teaches to speak of the importance of "fair tests".
Student A: have you heard of The Girlfriend Experiment
Student B: no matter what, whoever did this must be dumb
S. Lo: (slams book on table)
everyone: oh no

And THAT'S why you shouldn't speak of this.
by π=3.14159265358979323846 September 27, 2021
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Summer Girlfriend

A girl that you personally consider attractive but you know on the inside that she is much to ugly to be seen with. This is why you date her during the summer so you will not be seen with her by your close school/work friends. This can also be used while talking about a boy.
Although Rachel had a nice figure, her face was quite ugly and she was considered undateable because of it. Jimaquanithin still found her attractive but knew he would be ruined if he was seen with her and he considered Rachel a Summer Girlfriend.
by theboiwiththesoundcloud April 03, 2018
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girlfriend without benefits

An extremely close female friend whom you treat like a girlfriend (hugging, jokingly hitting on each other, hanging out all the time), but, for whatever reason, you never get physical.
1: So you two are dating, right?
2: Haha! No, I can see why you'd think that, but she's more like my girlfriend without benefits.

1: Wait, I thought you guys were going out!
2: Oh hells no, I'm (dating someone else/not into him like that/actually gay/whatever). I'm just his girlfriend without benefits.
by RynW October 30, 2009
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my ex girlfriend

My ex girlfriend is such a thot every week she gotta new nigga lmfao
by Patrick sea star September 28, 2017
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