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GEEKER GREASE

THE SLIMEY RESUDUE THAT FORMS ON UR FACE & RUNS INTO YOUR EYES AFTER BEIN UP 4 DAYS AND BURNS YOUR EYE'S
MY EYES ARE BURNING I RUBED GEEKER GREASE IN THEM
by labbers November 10, 2009
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Grease

Sweet meth a great time passer when your not sleeping...cause your high, or usefull when doing everyday shit in a boring low population area , Yay!
Yo you got that grease. Hook, I got shit to do.

Or

Man you got some grease, I've been fiending all day!
by tweakedMind October 29, 2014
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real grease trap

To be very serious, with no alternatives. To say for real. No joke.
"Yo when my nigga come home, it's on "real grease trap".
by June of New Haven April 18, 2014
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grease strip

A road containing a multitude of fast food restaurants in close proximity.
I'm running down to the grease strip for a big Mac and fries and then a blizzard from DQ. Can I get you anything?
by Marvinthegoose April 17, 2022
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pizza grease

Pizza grease is the various bodily fluids that accumulate in the folds and creases of the nether regions, eventually staining the bedsheets during and especially after sexual intercourse. See also quim or, as read in Achewood, "dunk oil."
I need to do a load of laundry; I don't know if I'm depressed or just lazy, but I've been sleeping in pizza grease for days.
by Boswell's Johnson December 7, 2016
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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.

Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
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greasing the seal

Post ejaculation of solo masturbation, said person takes their cum and rubs it inside and out of their asshole while making seal sounds.
"ARF! ARF! ARF! greasing the seal!"
by jimmy_chicken July 26, 2012
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