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Reverse rocking chair dirty gorilla mask

When your lady has your legs pinned to the headboard and is eating your ass while you are uncontrollably cumming onto your own face. She then rips out the hairs of your ass and throws it at your face and it sticks to the jizz.
I had Hanks Throbbing member in my mouth the other night and I threatened to reverse rocking chair dirty gorilla mask him! Ooofffff!!!
by Tony Papadog February 12, 2019
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Gorilla

4 types of gorillas exist.

Snow gorillas=white people
Gorillas=black people
Sand gorillas=isis/terrorists
Panda gorillas=asian people
Most of the government is made up of snow gorillas.
Did you that gorilla rapping?

Some sand gorilla blew up the plane.
Panda gorillas make the best sushi and anime.
by blackfire319 May 27, 2018
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vanilla gorilla

vanilla gorilla

va·nil·la vuh-nil-uh or, often, -nel-uh go·ril·la guh-ril-uh

noun

1. An exotic, well proportioned, powerfully built, human-like creature; often mistaken as a man. No known proof of where the "vanilla gorilla" originated from currently exists. Only one "vanilla gorilla" has been sighted.
2. Highly desirable creature with flawless skill; especially when involving sex or money. - Domineering and self absorbed; speculated to believe it is the ruler of all.

"Wow sister, I just saw the most beautiful man, I think it was the Vanilla Gorilla!"
"When I grow up I want to be just like the Vanilla Gorilla, he is my idol."
"After having sex with the Vanilla Gorilla, I became addicted and obsessed.
"Wow sister, I just saw the most beautiful man, I think it was the Vanilla Gorilla!"

"When I grow up I want to be just like the Vanilla Gorilla, he is my idol."

"After having sex with the Vanilla Gorilla, I became addicted and obsessed.
by Miss Gibson November 15, 2013
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Gorilla Mode

A state of anger one reaches when they realize they have screwed up and can't admit they are the one to blame.

Causes someone to shake violenty, foam at the mouth, shout, and appear to turn into a gorilla.
H: Wow! Diane is crazy! She looks like an animal!
Vincent: Yeah! She went straight gorilla mode at your house!
by Death__dealer May 3, 2010
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gorilla monsoon

First, prior to the “encounter,” shave off your pubes and save them in a bag. Then, while receiving a blowjob and at the moment of orgasm plunge your penis as far as it will go to make her gag and for you to orgasm at the same time making her shoot her sperm through her nose (like a white dragon). Then take some pubes out of the baggie and throw them in her face (like a gorilla face) and yell “Gorilla Monsoon!” This is a tribute to the late wrestler/commentator.
We got back from the arena and this chick was all up on my nuts. I let her take the trip and gave her the Gorilla Monsoon. She probably won't be back...
by Captain_America July 30, 2007
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gorilla nasty

A nasty, un-clean person
Man Katie, Stevens new girlfriend is Gorilla Nasty!
by sarah February 29, 2004
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gorilla warfare

shave your pubes on a pillow, get a girl to give you a bj, semenate in her face, and slam her face on the pillow
Oh man, I gave Kristi a taste of some gorilla warfare last night.
by AsTa August 29, 2005
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