Fitch

The conjunction between the word fucking and the noun bitch. FUCKING + BITCH

That fitch stole my pencil

by Jc548554 October 1, 2016

Futch

Both words combined! F******* and B****!! So if someone is being both just say this word

Ong what a futch

by LEEEEDDDLLEE November 17, 2016

Fetch

Word meaning "yass bitch slay" or "thats cute"

Cuz fetch bitch

Thats so fetch!
Fetch !!!
You look fetch aff

by Littykitty21 December 29, 2016

Fitchew Asian

A Fitchew Asian is a bad Asian driver always getting into a bad situation from high anxiety. Constantly backs in and out of parking spaces; causes traffic jams on freeways and usually drives a minivan.

They are always getting into a "bad situation" but it sounds like "fitchew-asian" hence the word.

A fitchew Asian could be someone always causing problems at work too, by being overly knowledgeable about many things

"Oh I got myself into a fitchew Asian on the freeway today when I bumped into that car"

by SanDiabloBasket February 5, 2017

fxthma

Najdah or fxthma whatever floats your boat

Fxthma is so cringe omllllll

by Rummansid March 22, 2017

fetching the bear

When one gay man kneels behind a large hairy gay man(see Bear), and reaches up through the Bear's legs and pulls his penis and testicles back betwixt his legs. With the Bear's pee pee facing backward the kneeling man begins to stroke him to completion. Hence Fetching the Bear.

Guy one: I bet Lou loves fetching the bear.

Guy two: I'm not sure his man's pencil dick will bend that far without snapping.
Guy one: I've seen him!

by Dumpster Dick March 24, 2017

Fetch

1. To go get something, and usually return it.
2. (slang) Awesome or cool.
3. (in a vulgar way) Give a blowjob.

1. Go fetch the ball, boy! Good dog!
2. Your dress is so fetch, girl!
3. Get down on your knees and fetch.

by Mitkash April 23, 2017