Fucking Ass

A phrase in which is used when you have absolute no comeback when angered or annoyed at another person. This phrase makes the person who uses it look completely stupid, sounding like the person is referring to anal sex, when their only trying to insult. One of the worst comebacks in historical time.

Boy flips Mexican beaner with a rubber band...

Mexican: "Gaaahhh, you fucking ass!"

Boy: "Uhhh? What am I doing?"

by TheSlothOfTheUniverse May 15, 2010

fucking the dog in the ass

A person who just can't get his shit together and seems to fuck up everything he or she can their hands on. The only thing they are good at is fucking the dog in the ass.

Russ was such a moron at work, all he was good for was FUCKING THE DOG IN THE ASS.

by moosehead7 August 9, 2006

fucking fudfaced cuntflap

Hurry! Your watched item is ending soon. You fucking fudfaced cuntflap

Cock off you mofoing damnassed jobbyjabbing fudfaced cuntflapped spoon fondler prick. You really are a fucking fudfaced cuntflap

by Claudio Reyna December 9, 2007

Fucking Karma

When you take advantage of a person several points more attractive than you and having intercourse with them. Then later while you are intoxicated you have some one of at least as many point below you as the initial victim was above you takes advantage of you.

example you are a 6 and you take advantage of a 8, the next time you are intoxicated you are taken by a 4 or lower.

Man did you see what happened to Karl, Barb took him home and messed him up bad. Didnt he just get with that hot chick from accounting last week? Fucking Karma......

by The other andy April 25, 2009

Fucking around

Wasting time and being annoying.

John, stop fucking around and buy some shit!

by ImNotASickFuckThankYouVeryMuch June 8, 2016

Fucking champy

Something that occupies far too much time of certain young gentlemen.

Nelly's playing fucking champy again

by Spanglyme January 14, 2006

fucking contract

A tacit agreement to engage in sexual intercourse from time to time without any of the traditional obligations associated with a physically intimate relationship.

Overheard at a party: "Did you notice that Sally just left with Fred- those two have a fucking contract".

by noroma April 2, 2010