Farmer Welfare

when Trump tries to bribe farmers to say sorry for his tariff fuck-up.

Donald Trump & his official assholes arranged for taxpayers to fund $12B in Farmer Welfare so they'll shut their yap before the midterm elections.

by Uncle Joosie July 25, 2018

Jobby Farmer

(jobby) farmer. A person who farms jobbies, as in likes rear doors

lee and brian your such jobby farmers!!!

by littlemisskyuss June 1, 2007

beard farmer

1.) One who grows beards, especially in pursuit of competition or political office.
2). Folksy, indie musical genre often characterized by such band members.

Did you catch the two Fleet Foxes sets at Sasquatch? Those guys are real beard farmers.

by Seattle Kyle May 26, 2008

Heather Farmer

Canadian proffessional make-up artist, make-up accessory business owner and public speaker.

Heather Farmer is a Canadian proffessional make-up artist, make-up accessory business owner and public speaker.

by kboct26 October 6, 2008

Two Fisted Farmer

too fist'd fahr-mer

-Noun

1.) The sexual act of a man placing his penis between the breasts of a lactating woman. The man then takes a breast into each hand and begins milking the woman and spreads the milks over his penis to be used as lubricant.

Man: "Damn, we are out of lube again... I was really looking forward to placing my penis between your breasts and gyrating."

Woman: "How about a Two Fisted Farmer?"

Man: "That's a GREAT idea. I am so glad you are still lactating!"

by Buster Highmen December 9, 2009

Flameboy

Very cool.
Also known as a World Industriles Character

Flameboy is god
oh..my...god flameboy is cool

by flameboy April 30, 2005

Flamed Out

Term descibing a state of expiration. The term applies to people, animals and objects.

Cody was supposed to drive tonight but, he burned down a fat blunt and got flamed out.

Man, I hate to tell you but, the bottom end of this motor is flamed out.

What ever happened to that fat-ass cat you had?
It caught a heart attack and took a dirt nap...Flamed out.

by E Double December 17, 2006