February 8

Confess to your crush day!

guy 1: hey dude you should confess to your crush
guy 2: why?
guy 1: because it's February 8!

by blueberry9 February 7, 2022

february 12

international blowjob day

Omg it's february 12 i have to give someone a blowjob

by gongrojhe56 February 9, 2022

February 17

February 17 is the day to ask out the girl that you’ve been crushing on for months or years.

1:wanna go out?
2:Why now?
1:ITS February 17

by Yellownote February 11, 2022

February 15

Ignore your crush day!

February 15:
Prepare to ignore your crush.

by Morful February 12, 2022

February 28

they day that kings or queens are born on

Friend:hey when is your birthday?
Y/N: February 28, why?
Friend:because someone said February 28 is when kings and queens are born

by rintaculus October 7, 2021

Fingerblast February

An annually occurring event in which those with a vagina finger themselves each day of the month in accordance to the day it is. If it’s the 22nd, the person will finger themselves 22 times. Each time only counts after an orgasm.

“Hey Freja, it’s Fingerblast February, have you fingered yourself today?”

by __Spirit November 1, 2021

February 1st

February 1st is for very cool people

People on this day love Rick astley (because he’s the best) They all so look great

Were you born on February 1st

Yeah

by Rickrollfan9777 September 21, 2021