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Farmer Fetish

when one has a sexual fantasy to fuck/have sex with someone who is either a farmer or simply someone on a farm.
"Joe has a account on Farmersonly.com"

"oh damn didn't know he had a Farmer Fetish."
by dongsilla December 13, 2014
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ava farmer

Ava is a tall brunette and is very athletic . She’s so pretty and don’t lose her she is the most generous person you’ll ever meet. But here are two cons of Ava. Ava seems so innocent in the beginning but when you go to her house for the very first sleepover she will drag you down to hell and torture you till the morning. The other one is she thinks she can dance like a black person but she actually looks like a chicken. All things aside she is so perfect and special in odd ways.
Guy 1: “I met this girl named Ava Farmer she’s a total hottie and she is so polite”
Guy 2: “She’s coming over here now”
Ava: WASSSSSUP BITCHES
by Penelope Bargs May 1, 2018
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farmer bitch

someone who thinks they’re a farmer, but are not
by justclairelou2.0 May 7, 2018
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Bean-farmer

When a female put her hand down the front of her pants and wipes her vag and then smell that hand to check to see if her vag smells
I seen a bean-farmer on north st Daytona Beach
by Letmynutsgo86 February 15, 2023
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Low-hanging fruit farmer

Informal term for someone who only engages with easy, less challenging opportunities, while ignoring greater yet more difficult opportunities.

Etymology: Derived from the metaphor of "low-hanging fruit" representing effortless tasks or gains. Farmers, in this context, are individuals solely focused on these readily available options.
The marketing team are just a bunch of low-hanging fruit farmers, always chasing the latest trend instead of building long-term strategies.
by ubershmekel January 20, 2024
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Farmer

farmer - a gamer that collects resources rather then fighting.
"server 20 is the most powerful server in the game!" ..."yeah, but they are all farmers"
by Legend daily March 30, 2021
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Farmer Smart

(Not literally always a farmer) Someone who possesses extreme knowledge whether specified or broad about fairly technical subjects, but does not come off that way or wish to appear that way (whether: out of pure heart, purposely keeping away extreme Capitalists' interests, protecting their home or identity, or out of intrinsic value to internal peace).
She doesn't hang out with idiots and finds other intellectuals annoying, she must be farmer smart.
by Saviii January 23, 2023
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