A person you have met once, goes to your school or has a close relationship with you.
Most Facebook friends are people you aren't really friends with and are just people who go to your school and you've found by typing in school name and adding everyone as a "friend".
If you have 600+ Facebook friends, seriously, think about removing some.
Some bitchy sluttish girls tell you every day you need to improve Facebook friend numbers to make you more popular, especially if you are a boy.
Most Facebook friends are people you aren't really friends with and are just people who go to your school and you've found by typing in school name and adding everyone as a "friend".
If you have 600+ Facebook friends, seriously, think about removing some.
Some bitchy sluttish girls tell you every day you need to improve Facebook friend numbers to make you more popular, especially if you are a boy.
Wow! I have 572 friends! Wait, who the f*ck is (INSERT NAME)? Oh yeah, they go to my school! What about (INSERT NAME)? Oh yeah! I met them once in the shopping mall! Oooh! Someone I know through Dad! I'll add them as a Facebook "Friend".
by Alexander_Banks June 01, 2011
When a friend's Facebook stops posting status updates for several months in a row. FB RECENT ACTIVITY is limited to increasingly less frequent notices that "X is now friends with ..." and an occasional "like."
I don't think I am FB friends with Nancy anymore.
Why?
I don't see any status updates from her anymore.
You're still friends with her, but she has Facebook Flatlined. I don't see anything either. Friend her on Twitter.
Why?
I don't see any status updates from her anymore.
You're still friends with her, but she has Facebook Flatlined. I don't see anything either. Friend her on Twitter.
by BLT Tipster March 02, 2011
A dingus (male or female) that thinks because they like science pages and share their posts, that they have a PhD from Facebook University.
by Butholeman August 07, 2015
The act of absolute intolerance of excessive Facebook usage.
i.e., posting more than 3 updates a day, Facebook Stalking, uploading numerous pictures of your monotonous daily activity, being a Facebook Drama Queen, obsessive application usage, Facebook Creeping, and taking too many useless quizzes.
Facebook Impatience usually results in a speedy Facebook Murder without hesitation.
i.e., posting more than 3 updates a day, Facebook Stalking, uploading numerous pictures of your monotonous daily activity, being a Facebook Drama Queen, obsessive application usage, Facebook Creeping, and taking too many useless quizzes.
Facebook Impatience usually results in a speedy Facebook Murder without hesitation.
Marky has a severe case of Facebook Impatience. I took the "What's you Favorite Position" quiz, and posted 4 status updates today, and he dropped me like a hot potato!
by OMMMM NOM NOM NOM March 15, 2010
When someone on Facebook makes a status that nobody gives a fuck about and they think they are being a hero instead of actually helping, pissing off everyone who reads the status. These people are known to be big drama queens who just want attention.
Person 1: Look at beckys status again
Person 2: Who does she think she is, a Facebook Hero?
example of a status:
See that girl you made fun of, her mom just died. See that boy whos ugly, he's depressed. See that boy you beat up, he is poor and his parents are getting divorced. Repost this if you care <3
Person 2: Who does she think she is, a Facebook Hero?
example of a status:
See that girl you made fun of, her mom just died. See that boy whos ugly, he's depressed. See that boy you beat up, he is poor and his parents are getting divorced. Repost this if you care <3
by Lolbuttz February 29, 2012
Always comes to the rescue of people/ celebrities he/she doesn't know personally. But feels like they have to protect them.
As soon as somebody posts something negative about her. He has to come to the rescue, he's a real facebook hero.
by Dustee Grimes August 31, 2017
Facebook Marriage to where two people (normally both of the same sex) decide to set their "Relationship Status" as married. Normally used as a joke
by Chris V2 June 20, 2009