a word to describe one of two things: a homosexual male who is in the bottom position being used and abused much like gym equipment. the other use is to describe the surface on which two or more male homos engage in gay play.
wow ferris why do you always choose bottom, dont be such a fag-mat. oh god get the bleach n hose ferris had his buddies over last night; we have to disinfect the fag-mat.
by victor valencort November 29, 2010
Get the fag-matmug. There is a very big difference among "gay friendly" women. Here are the three main categories:
FAG HAG = A straight woman who likes to be around gay men because they make her feel special, desired and beautiful. Usually she is none of the three. You may think she is a good friend, and she may be friendly enough (and intense), but never forget this: it is all about HER. (EXAMPLE: Joan Rivers)
FRUIT FLY = A straight woman who sincerely loves to have fun with gay men. She loves the freedom she can have with a gay man without the sexual tension of friendship with a straight man. You tend to see each other as "girlfriends." She is often pretty, attractive and maybe even beautiful. (EXAMPLE: Sharon Stone)
QUEEN BEE = A straight woman who cannot get a straight man in her life, so she attaches herself to a gay man and owns him. She may not even particularly like gays, but you are the one man she can control, and control you she will. In time she will alienate many of your friends and before you know where you are you will realize that you have no life apart from her. Some may even be perceived (wrongly) to have a mean streak. Really mean women do not like gay men, or men in general for that matter. (EXAMPLE: Martha Stewart)
Now as to HOMO HONEY, I cannot comment. Perhaps it is a generational thing. (EXAMPLE: Lady Gaga?)
FAG HAG = A straight woman who likes to be around gay men because they make her feel special, desired and beautiful. Usually she is none of the three. You may think she is a good friend, and she may be friendly enough (and intense), but never forget this: it is all about HER. (EXAMPLE: Joan Rivers)
FRUIT FLY = A straight woman who sincerely loves to have fun with gay men. She loves the freedom she can have with a gay man without the sexual tension of friendship with a straight man. You tend to see each other as "girlfriends." She is often pretty, attractive and maybe even beautiful. (EXAMPLE: Sharon Stone)
QUEEN BEE = A straight woman who cannot get a straight man in her life, so she attaches herself to a gay man and owns him. She may not even particularly like gays, but you are the one man she can control, and control you she will. In time she will alienate many of your friends and before you know where you are you will realize that you have no life apart from her. Some may even be perceived (wrongly) to have a mean streak. Really mean women do not like gay men, or men in general for that matter. (EXAMPLE: Martha Stewart)
Now as to HOMO HONEY, I cannot comment. Perhaps it is a generational thing. (EXAMPLE: Lady Gaga?)
Look at HER! Artistic couture, flawless make-up application, fat but with perfectly fitting clothes... She MUST be a fag hag. No ordinary woman could be put together so well with so little.
by ItsSparkyHere December 23, 2010
Get the fag hagmug. A kid who is obsessed with Montage Parodies to the point of commenting about them constantly. No matter how serious the subject is supposed to be, they will always comment cringe worthy shit such as "lol 10/10 m9" or "420blazeitskrub". These people are one of the main reasons why so many Montage Parody youtubers are quitting, and they are ironically killing their own meme by acting stupider then the people they are supposed to be parodying.
MajorLeagueWobs: Hey guys, I just released my new music track. Hoping a record label sees this and considers a contract...
*MLG Fags flood comment section with "10/10 mlg swag m9" and "GET SHREKED M8"
Record Label: What the fuck...
*MLG Fags flood comment section with "10/10 mlg swag m9" and "GET SHREKED M8"
Record Label: What the fuck...
by Th3rd October 12, 2015
Get the MLG Fagmug. A "rehabilitation" center that homosexuals are sent to. These centers are supposed to "cure" them of homosexuality. They are not very nice places, and looked down on by most intelligent members of the human race. Primarily used by the gay community as a derogatory term for the institutions.
"Whatever happened to Fred? He never hangs out with us any more."
"Didn't you hear? his father caught him and his boyfriend making out and sent him to a fag farm."
"Didn't you hear? his father caught him and his boyfriend making out and sent him to a fag farm."
by draque February 18, 2005
Get the fag farmmug. Trendy hipster type guy who still thinks growing a big disgusting beard makes him fashionable or unique.
by Stephdog April 30, 2011
Get the Beard Fagmug. A person, or group of people(honda fags) that think they can get as much or more horsepower out of a honda 1.6 letter engine as somebody with any size engine larger. Most of them have loud exhausts and seek after preludes and hatchback hondas, all while wanting to find the 2.2L honda engine that will push 200+ hp stock.
DUDE 1: I just got a camero with a big block its sweet
Honda Fag: DUDE my honda with the stock 1.6l engine will go faster then your camero down hill!
Honda Fag: DUDE my honda with the stock 1.6l engine will go faster then your camero down hill!
by mko21900 September 8, 2010
Get the Honda fagmug. A moron who says or does something so excessively gay or stupid its not funny. Or is.
(Coined from Cyanide and Happiness)
(Coined from Cyanide and Happiness)
1. "Zomfg... LOL FAG!"
2. (guy) "Oh my God! I love your outfit! Where did you get it?"
(other guy) "LOL FAG!"
3. "Please don't let him kill me! I have a wife and kids!" *kills*
"LOL FAG!"
2. (guy) "Oh my God! I love your outfit! Where did you get it?"
(other guy) "LOL FAG!"
3. "Please don't let him kill me! I have a wife and kids!" *kills*
"LOL FAG!"
by ClydeFrog June 8, 2007
Get the lol fagmug.