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First fuck friends ever

When you realize after many years from the first sex, that you are best friends.

No necessarily you dated or married, or even had more sex.

You are just first fuck friends ever.
They are first fuck friends ever.

She is mine first friend fuck ever.
by AnotherMiller August 11, 2021
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when you describe your past sexual moments and fantasize about it in the present.. typically girls named “leslie”.
sebas: broooo she’s the best i’ve ever had i miss her so much

jackson: bro she’s 15
by JUNYURS November 3, 2023
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silliest person ever in the world ever

patches is the silliest person ever in the world ever”
“real asf”
by seoula June 28, 2023
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Leroy: Have you ever been brought to pound town via the rainbow road sans vaseline?
Carl: $20 is $20 and we’re in a recession.
by goldengrey1776 May 30, 2024
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Biggest fucking retard ever

Justin Trudeau is the biggest retard that as ever been prime Minister of Canada
His carbon tax, Bill C-21 bill C-18 are the most retarded laws and ideas ever. Biggest fucking retard ever.
by Biggest_bird_retar April 4, 2024
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Giant Ever-Rigged Phallus

Oh, why the giant phallus? Just for intimidation.
Hym "Yep... Giant ever-rigged phallus and it just chases you around 'Meh! Gonna rend you asunder! Meh!' It's fun. Because a wall monster chasing you around a maze is spooky BUT a wall monster chasing you around with a giant hard-on? Now that is fucking terrifying! Ho! That is not going to be pleasant. And really I'm doing you a favor by making that way because the less afraid you are the faster it gets you. So... You're welcome! I'm making it easier than it has to be. I might even let you out if you make it though the maze a few times."
by Hym Iam August 3, 2023
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