Steam Engine

It’s a sex move that requires five things:
1. A four door sedan
2. Something to smoke
3. A bitch
4. Some duct tape
5. Consent

Go to the backseat and fuck the bitch doggystyle with all the windows in the car rolled up so it can get hot as fuck. When the car gets unbearably hot, roll the back window, the one that the bitch is facing. They should stick their head out the window to get a breath of fresh air. Immediately, roll the window back up around her neck just enough to where it ain’t choking her, but she can’t put her head back in the car. The walk around the car, light something to smoke, stick it in their mouth, duct tape it around their mouth, get back in the car, and continue fucking them. Every time you hit it from the back, they blow smoke out of their nose. Choo choo.

Credit: MattRadiant on YouTube
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