Eli the shithead is a 7th grader at JFK Middle school who loves rubber bands. He also is very very stinky. He goes to the bathroom to go shit twice every single period.
ELI! THIS IS YOUR 5TH TIME TODAY, GO TO YOUR SET
Eli, stop taking my rubber bands!
Eli the shithead, get away from my rubber bands!!
Eli, stop shitting on the desk!
Eli, stop taking my rubber bands!
Eli the shithead, get away from my rubber bands!!
Eli, stop shitting on the desk!
by doodlevr June 6, 2022
Get the Eli the shitheadmug. The name Elis without an E screams badass. They know their place but still respects the people around them. They will never need a man because know s women can do anything by themselves.
Sensitive when you press on their insecurities and use political reasoning against them.
Smart academically but a crackhead logically and mentally. They’re the life of the party and the one keeping group together.
Sarcasm and sassiness are their powers and it’s enough to pull people down. They’re the dream friends with charming humour, care, respect and responsibility. Hold them close and never let them go because you’ll regret what they’ll do after.
They’re toxic to people they dont like but super friendly with people they acquaintance or are friends with.
Sensitive when you press on their insecurities and use political reasoning against them.
Smart academically but a crackhead logically and mentally. They’re the life of the party and the one keeping group together.
Sarcasm and sassiness are their powers and it’s enough to pull people down. They’re the dream friends with charming humour, care, respect and responsibility. Hold them close and never let them go because you’ll regret what they’ll do after.
They’re toxic to people they dont like but super friendly with people they acquaintance or are friends with.
“Elis is walking towards that direction.”
“Shes the nice girl that I met.”
“I think you confused Elis with someone else.”
“Shes the nice girl that I met.”
“I think you confused Elis with someone else.”
by Racecard156 February 2, 2021
Get the elismug. Eli is such a squinky. He is funny and goofy, but very unsure of himself at times. He is humble, loyal and altogether quite charming. Eli will listen to every word you say and could repeat it verbatim. Once friends with Eli, you become family
Man Eli is such a nice guy, to bad that girl hit him...
Man Eli is such a nice guy, to bad that girl hit him...
by VCgess April 13, 2023
Get the The one and only Elimug. by Eyesight November 21, 2021
Get the Eliemug. A hot sexy latina with dark hair, bien chichona y nalgona. Her favorite food is chicharrones. She loves calling people out on twitter. She's a loyal friend who will taser anyone that messes with her besties. She's not afraid to call you out on your bullshit. Can be forgetful and drive off without her food. Loves giving lap dances. Changes her hair color every week. Her poops come out snake shaped. WAYYY out of her exes league, and out of their height range too. Her exes definitely lurk on her social media.
by themexicanwolverine April 15, 2022
Get the Elymug. 