Electric Jello

Jello made with the highest possible proof alcohol available rather than water (everclear is the best at 196 proof). The resulting slurry's sweetness belies the toxic alcohol content. Electric jello is a staple at frat parties where the objective is to get any girl stupid enough to walk in there drunk enough to have sex with as many of "the boys" as possible.

Frat boy #1: Yo, dude- who's cookin' up the electric jello for the social tonight?

Frat boy #2: Chillax, dude, Biff Skipperson has it all under control.

by dnuoh ezoob August 27, 2010

electric violin

When your partner is going down, you tell them to work your ball sack and you squeeze off a fart in the process.

My girl went down on me after we ate Mexican food, so I decided to give her the electric violin.

by christian brown21 December 17, 2011

Electricity

my life.

Electricity. The most amazing thing someone can create. And my life.

by Mayhem January 9, 2015

shock me like an electric eel

when a girl fucks a guy with a strap-on electric vibrator.

guy: "oooh, girl, shock me like an electric eel."
(girl then puts on strap-on vibrator, and anally fucks him)

by Rohypnol October 21, 2008

electile dysfunction

The inability to become aroused by any of the choices for President put forth by either of the parties in the 2008 election.

Obama? McCain? Edwards?
NO! They all give me electile dysfunction--The only one that gets me going is Hillary!

by ChaseSVA January 24, 2008

election

something that just had the stupidest shit ever happen on it

and so senator kerry has conceded form the election

Joe: FUUUUCK!

by Joe November 3, 2004

The election was a fraud

Something Donald trump has said this year when he lost miserably to Joe Biden (AKA Our only hope for this country)
Even though he did fraud himself in 2016.

The Election was a fraud! That's what Hillary Clinton would've said if she was a sore ass sucker
like Trump

by Joe Biden Cult December 3, 2020