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Edward

A bitch ass nigga that’s obsessed with a girl named Ivette and also a fake friend
Edward Got a small dick
by Smd247 April 9, 2018
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edward

A sexual predator who loves being taken from behind!
Can i be edward tonight?
by wilbarwrite June 15, 2011
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the edward

A sexual act involving multiple guys and a gay club, the act requires 4 males they all fuck each other in the ass, and then give each other enemas and eat a whole box of ex lax at once this results in a uncontrollable bowel movement in which all 4 partners shit uncontrollably on each other.
i went up to the twist the other night, and i seen 4 dudes doing "the edward" shit was nasty!
by the boss e May 28, 2010
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Edward Cullen

A boyfriend's worst nightmare.

Also, a very hot vampire.
"I'm sorry Sam, I don't think we should stay together"
"Why not?"
"Well... there's this guy named Edward that I'm crazy about"
"Who the he&* is Edward?"
"Edward Cullen"
"Isn't he a vampire?"
"Yeah, and he's hotter than you too."
by Blahnk May 25, 2009
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oh my edward

1. a version of oh my god.
2. oh my gosh
3. used by twi-hards and twilight fans.

a note: twilight is a popular book phenom. with movies coming out. starting with twilight. new moon and eclipse are in production.starring robert pattinson and kristen stewart , kellen lutz,peter facinelli,ashley greene,nikki reed, jackson rathbone, and elizabeth reaser

twilight,new moon,eclipse, and breaking
dawn

another note: also said as ome and omc (oh my cullen)
me: oh my edward. that shirt is smexy!
rachel: i know fun right?
season: what?
me: were talking about that twilight shirt in hot topic.
season: ome no way
by kthnxby* January 11, 2009
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Edward

A piece of shit nigga that is obsessed with a girl named ivette
Edward, a bitch ass nigga that is pussy
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edwardgasam

usually a sudden intake of breath followed by moaning and muttering such as , "oh oh edward", "mmmm....Yes!" "Bite me" "I want to have half breed vampire babies with you!".
Basically it's what happens to you when you see a picture of Edward Cullen, or read about him in Twilight, or see him in a movie. It's very common.
*two friends are walking by a movie theater*

friend A: *moans* "ohhhhh ohhh ohh uhhhhoo"

Friend B: (no yet seeing that her friend has spotted a twilight poster). Oh no! whats wrong?!

Friend A: Oh nothing....I just edwardgasamed. It's very common, just like adrenalin boosts, "You can google it."

Friend B: No, it's okay. It happens to me all the time.
by sbluv January 27, 2009
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