Blahnk's definitions

Edward Cullen

A boyfriend's worst nightmare.

Also, a very hot vampire.

"I'm sorry Sam, I don't think we should stay together"
"Why not?"
"Well... there's this guy named Edward that I'm crazy about"
"Who the he&* is Edward?"
"Edward Cullen"
"Isn't he a vampire?"
"Yeah, and he's hotter than you too."

by Blahnk May 25, 2009