After five long years, you finally catch up with your cousin. He’s casually chilling on the couch, reading a magazine. When you ask how he’s been, he gives you a smug look and says, “I’m doing better than you.” He repeats this, then sarcastically says, “No, no, no, I’m joking.” But he keeps repeating it. You start to feel bad about yourself.
Example : You: “Hey man, it’s been a while. Long time no see! What have you been up to in life?”
Cousin: “…………I’m doing better than you………..No I’m not………..Yes I am”
Cousin: “…………I’m doing better than you………..No I’m not………..Yes I am”
by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 20, 2025
Get the I’m doing better than youmug. So why you expect me to care is a mystery to me. The YouTube trash loves to watch me suffer and some of them are pretending to be me to rape (seemly) and they YouTube retards are just allowing it. It seems like the only thing the YouTube freaks care about is YouTube freaks and they care only BECAUSE they themselves are YouTube freaks.
Hym "So no I do not care that that nigga got shot. He is in those circles. He (like the Japanese) could have done something for me that would have made me care whether or not he died. Something that is very specific. But you do not care if I die as I sit here messaging my face and skull to alleviate the pressure that slowly builds up in my head through the day as you make me live through a hell of my own description that resembles a black mirror episode. Fuck you. You had BETTER HOPE they don't kill all of you because the cover-up dies with you. Notice how I am not being murdered. I have yet to be murdered. Maybe some attempts. It seems and looks like you tried to bully me to death with weaponized schizophrenia and accidently got lIAM paYne to jump off a balcony. But I still haven't been murdered. I wonder what's happening there? Charlie Kirk is apparently this wonderful fucking. He's over the smashing pussy and getting paid to be a YouTard. Why is he getting murdered and not me? I'm getting 'survivor's guilt' over here guys. WHY NOT MEEEEEEE!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!"
by Hym Iam September 11, 2025
Get the You do not care if I diemug. Here are a list of things to do if you get scammed:
tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
tell ur pet rock
dlet ur acount
kill ze sca,,er
die
tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
tell ur pet rock
dlet ur acount
kill ze sca,,er
die
Friend 1: Bro, what can you do if you get scammed?
Friend 2: tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
Friend 1: dead, next
Friend 2: tell ur pet rock
Friend 1: oh thanks mate!
Friend 2: tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
Friend 1: dead, next
Friend 2: tell ur pet rock
Friend 1: oh thanks mate!
by DaRealKey November 13, 2019
Get the what can you do if you get scammedmug. A saying, typically said by Twitch Chat towards a streamer, meaning "Do you do Onlyfans/other kinds of pornography?"
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 5, 2024
Get the Do you have it in pink?mug. Worker 1: Rinses Tupperware of salmon and broccoli remnants into sink with sign that says “Out of Order, Do Not Use”
Worker 2: And with your ears, you do nothing.
Worker 2: And with your ears, you do nothing.
by F.Puff February 14, 2024
Get the And with your ears, you do nothingmug. The first question people ask a woman when she comes out as gay. We gay women expect it. After replying “yes”, the conversation usually goes as follows;
by breadbreadbreadhead May 19, 2024
Get the “so do you guys like, scissor?”mug. A response one may use after being pissed off to indicate that the person who pissed them off is about to get beat up.
Person 1: Girl im kinda talking to your ex, i thought you wouldn't mind.
Person 2: Do you need that???
Person 2: Do you need that???
by butholelicker34 April 26, 2025
Get the do you need that?mug.