Dirty Aedan

The act of letting a sexual partner shove multiple little league trophies up ones asshole and the immediate filling a pocket pussy with icy hot and fucking it. The act ends when the person either bleeds out or ejaculates.

Derf: “Hey man I heard you went to the hospital, what happened?”
Ferguson: “Aww man it was great. I convinced my girlfriend to do a Dirty Aedan with me.”

by derfferguson April 17, 2020

houston dirty

The act of getting head while standing and after cumming on her face gently push her head through your sweaty taint.

Bro I killed it last night The fat girls always love a houston dirty.
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by swerve002 December 12, 2013

dirty lyndsay

There is no such thing as a Dirty Lyndsay. They are all very clean, wonderful humans. Marry her.

Dirty Lyndsay is an oxymoron.

by KingThem December 4, 2020

The Dirty Linus

Dragging male genitalia through dirt/ mud before engaging in intercourse where one's partner's head is covered in a musty, rancid blanket.

Charlie took Lucy to the local landfill and gave her The Dirty Linus.

by WhatDoesThatMean? May 8, 2011

Dirty mayo

When you shit and gizz at the same time.

I pulled a dirty mayo last night.

by FamousJew May 29, 2020

Dirty Pooper

Someone who doesn't flush after taking a massive fucking shit.

Who's the dirty pooper leaving absolute hogs? Is Fran trying to bankrupt Rotor-Rooter?

by Linus Choader February 9, 2021

Dirty LOLO

A term used for laughing aggressively while drinking a handle of tequila and having sex in the bathroom .

What were you doing in the bathroom ? I did a dirty lolo

by Hoonad June 4, 2020