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Diego

Hands down the stupidest person you'll ever meet he's very funny but he can be very annoying and obnoxious and very horny. He is always fat no matter what he tries to tell you. When he gets drunk he always falls down the stairs. My name is Diego and my life is so sick I eat shit. No matter what he will always try to hit on a girl that is way out of his league. Hands down one of the best people to be friends with.
by Elizabeth added April 11, 2019
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Jackin' It In San Diego

yes.

basically masturbating in San Diego of California
most people do this after getting into drama that is SERIOUS
but seriously this is a song for south park made by Trey Parker, Matt Stone, and Bruce Howell.
Stan: I just have to put an end to bullying Kyle! You don't get it!
Kyle: Yea but you are profiting off of this for yourself only! Just don't end up naked and Jackin' it in San Diego.
by ConnorBroski December 18, 2024
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Diego

"did you hear about DIEGO?"
"Yea he was such a Simp today when he talked to that girl"
by Heckpeck April 3, 2020
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Diego

A typically tall loser that is a big weeb and gamer. More often than not he doesn’t have many friends and to the one’s he does have, he treats them with no compassion whatsoever
by Xedius September 14, 2020
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Diego

Diego is a person which absolutely likes to eat. Food, more food, and stuff that is not even close to food. Beware of all Diegos, as they are most likely to eat you, in any way, shape or form possible. Diegos also like to lick stuff, as they are reminded of eating that same object, and its pure taste. Please be reminded that all Diegos only care about food and nothing else. Well, also things they can lick and put inside their mouths. So please beware. And stay away.
Isabelle: Ewwwww!!! Diego just licked me!!!!

Diego: Ohhhhh.... So delicious....
by dafunky2202 November 16, 2018
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diego dee

diego dee is being a lazy unmotivated weak kid that havent touch pussy, in other words diego dee means being a LOSER
by If your on here your a pussy February 26, 2025
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