davidism

A davidism describes an action that any person named David has done. These are often akward, strange occurences leaving you wondering, "What just happened?" A davidism can occur at any given time. The only requirement is that David is the cause of it.

Wow, another Davidism. Really surpising coming from you David.

by R919 November 27, 2007

David

A David

Not to be confused with a Donato as those can be very frighting to see. A David is a tall young gent who likes to dress up and play minecraft in a mist of a day. A David has the technological skills to do anything he choses to do. A David has great DJing skills and fucks up here and there 😊

P1: Wow! That guy is amazing!
P2: He must be a David

by Mendozaelvis713 June 28, 2014

Pull a David Carradine.

Telling someone to go fuck themselves and die.

Hey asshole why don't you go "Pull a David Carradine."

by ANDO1111 June 14, 2010

Shoot me in the head and call me David

A phrase used to express frustration

Guy: will you go out with me?
Girl:No
Guy:Shoot me in the head and call me David

by Clorox_Bleach May 28, 2016

david ortiz

Probably the biggest steroid user Red Sox history.

His body is so fucked up from 'roids to the point that he can't even play first base.

David Ortiz didn't do shit for years in Minnesota. Then he goes to Boston and starts belting HRs left and right. Can you say steroids?

by ERAU Nigga January 16, 2008

David

One who is a BAD ASS MOTHA FUCKA. This person is often very good looking and usually quite daring. This person also enjoys a nice glass of scotch, and most closely compared to the badass McLovin.

"You are such a David for banging my mom and sister!"
"Only David could have raped Goliath."

by bamafan135 January 15, 2008

harley davidson

Trailer queens. Overpriced, underpowered. Often referred to as "Hogs" which is a accurate description for pieces of shit. Posers and Homos and Wannabes own HD's. Hey, here's a novel idea, buy either a BMW or a Triumph. Dumb Fucks

That Harley is right where it belongs...on the shoulder of the road!

by A Smart Mother Fucker (See you in Sturgis) May 9, 2004