David Cameron

The Man who fucked a pig

a: Do you know who David Cameron is?
b: Of course I do. He's the one who fucked a pig isn't he?

by The one who never replies January 17, 2017

david duchovny

The hot, sexy, flaring, bulging male star of X-Files. He is not only sexy, but also smart, having graduated from Princeton and Yale. Synonyms: hotness, desire, perfection, Fox Mulder.
Duchovny means 'spirit' in Russian.

"I saw David Duchovny up against a car, and wished I were that car."
"We saw David Duchovny in a red speedo. He has a very nice bulge."

by fangirls April 28, 2006

david schwimmer

1. Played Ross on Friends.
2. Using too much gel even when you aren't on TV.

Guy 1: Hey did you see David Schwimmer on Friends and on the offseason?
Guy 2: Yeah he overgels his hair even on the off-season.

Guy 1: I think his hair repels bugs away from him
Girl: I think he's hot you douchebags.

by Cripplingdepression69 June 21, 2017

David Wowie

NOUN: A highly visible/prominent male crotch, hard not to stare at. Named after David Bowie's infamous crotch shots in the film Labyrinth.

His tight trousers gave him a David Wowie.

by Ginny LeChoux April 19, 2014

David Morrison

a fucking lad. fit with a big dick. all the girls fucking want this man. wanks daily and just a massive penis

David Morrison is a lad

by David111122121212 January 11, 2012

David cassidy

A gorgeous singer, actor, and amazing human. Mainly popular in the 1970s. Now he is a complete acoholic and has been arrested for drunk driving.

"Man was David Cassidy hot"

by C'estLaVie13 October 27, 2015

David Harbour

A delicious man. Scrumdiddlyumptious. Did I say man? I meant modern Adonis. Dad bods are in, deal with it. Large mammal? Yes, Please.

Any woman anywhere: David Harbour?!?!?!
David Harbour: …Yes?
AWA: Get your delicious butt over here, you yummy yummy, you!

by goldengrey1776 December 19, 2021