Person 1: "yo dude im so high rn"
Person 2: "me too dude,what drugs you using?
Person 1: "all of them"
Person 2: "yo ttyl gonna fuck this whale"
Person 2: "me too dude,what drugs you using?
Person 1: "all of them"
Person 2: "yo ttyl gonna fuck this whale"
by therealppman July 6, 2020

Yeah man just popped a heap of T.V drugs while eating my tv dinner I think the couch is trying to eat me
by Maddbutch April 8, 2019

by Brokken Memememe March 23, 2023

Person 1:"Yo go check subscribe to my channel or you're dead"
Person 2:"Oh my goodness, you're such a drug fellow"
Person 2:"Oh my goodness, you're such a drug fellow"
by Tuna77 September 13, 2021

Something realistic you don't see in a high school yearbook, even if it would help people prepare for reality. A few other ones you don't see are most likely to become a transvestite, most likely to commit suicide, most likely to become a gunman or mass murderer, and most likely to take money from classmates (legally or illegally).
by Solid Mantis January 22, 2021

The African Father of the Seven Drug Lords is a legend known all over Africa and has seven drug lords all throughout Africa. He is the most feared person in Africa, and if you so happen to look at him wrong, he will drain you of your life force. When that happens, he will sell your life force to get his new shipment of drugs so he can distribute them to the drug lords and they can sell them.
Ruben: Hey Matthew have you heard about the African Father of the Seven Drug Lords?
Matthew: How do you know about my other half?
Ruben: What do you mean your other half Matthew?
Matthew: I'm sorry Ruben, but now you must die *Sucks the life out of Ruben*
Ruben: *dead lol*
Matthew: Good now i can get that new shipment =D.
Matthew: How do you know about my other half?
Ruben: What do you mean your other half Matthew?
Matthew: I'm sorry Ruben, but now you must die *Sucks the life out of Ruben*
Ruben: *dead lol*
Matthew: Good now i can get that new shipment =D.
by wowmandude January 9, 2017

by Average drug dealer February 17, 2022
