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man crush

A strong and extremely complicated positive emotion that a straight male feels towards another male. It is by no means homosexual, although it could possibly involve some degree of sexual attraction. This is not the type of sexual attraction that one would actually pursue; it is merely a complex sort of desire out of "fantasy" that is driven by jealousy and/or great admiration.

A 'man crush' can basically be described as not a homosexual lust, but a human lust.
You know that one football player who's a senior with the perfect skin, the perfect smile, the dark short hair, the soothing voice, the easygoing and fun attitude, and the perfectly tan and fit and muscular body that has all the girls on campus going crazy? I mean, c'mon, what guy DOESN'T have a man crush on him? He's perfect... It's so unfair... LOL
by D S November 12, 2007
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Cookie Crusher

Verb: The female teabag. Where one places their vaginal lips on ones forehead.
Jimbo was passed out on the couch while Kim gave him the COOKIE CRUSHER!
by T Rod August 27, 2004
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blue crush

When you want to hang with your friends but their choice of activity crushes your desire to be social and makes you lonely or blue.
I was invited over to Curtis and Evan's to watch a movie, but upon hearing that they were watching a mediocre surfer movie from 2002, I was struck with a blue crush.
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Crush

The best feeling in the world, but also the worst. I would HIGHLY RECOMMEND that you stay away from anyone attractive. Crushes are the worst because they crush your heart and when the right person comes along, your heart will be too crushed from all your previous crushes that you cannot simply love another person ever again. BASICALLY CRUSHES ARE THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL.
Me: Nickolas is so hawt my heart skips a beat every time I see him. He is my last crush bc I'm marrying that sex god.
Megan: stfu he will never love you
Me: Bitch.
by Lickolas February 14, 2014
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kid-crush

When a person has a completely nonsexual crush on someone else.
Symptoms may include, but are not limited to:
1. Thinking about holding that persons hand and nothing more
2. Looking at the subject of the kid-crush
3. Thinking about the person in general
Larry had a kid-crush on a girl at his work.
by Stewart G. Griffin July 27, 2005
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Internet Crusader

A person on the internet who goes around preaching what they think is right or wrong and acting upon it.
Internet Crusader: "BRONIES ARE HORRIBLE PEOPLE THEY MUST ALL BE KILLED!"

Internet Crusader: "WE MUST STOP THE ASIAN INVASION OF HENTAI!!"

Regular Person: "Let people like what they like"
by Verifirs March 13, 2014
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gay crush

A person has a crush on someone of their sex. A person can have a gay crush and still be considered straight.
Billy *likes* his English teacher Mr. Johnson. He has a gay crush on him.
by Papa John's Gas April 18, 2006
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