Cream pie for the straight guy

When you finish inside your female partner than slide down and lick it out of her

I dropped a load in her and she asked for a cream pie for the straight guy and pushed my face between her thighs.

by Teknodruid June 7, 2017

Mangina cream

typically the cream applied to one's mangina in order to alleviate a rash. a mangina is basically when a man has a very small penis and doesn't act like a man and also gives free blowjobs at that one gas station at around 2PM ...every day.

yo dog my mangina be itchin, go get me some mangina cream

by rainbowpenis433 May 24, 2012

Salad Cream

Salad Cream is when a males ejaculate is so watery and unfull of semen it is like a diet splurge.

No need to worry about putting a condom on babe, my man mess is pure salad cream.

by TripleDipped February 28, 2020

chocolate ice cream cone

When one chick takes a dump in another chick's mouth with most still hanging out. Then the man drags his sack across the mouth full of shit and drops his bag in the other girl's mouth, giving her a nice chocolate ice cream cone

Tim: I had Tina and Kim so sprung during our threesome last night I ended up giving Kim a Chocolate Ice Cream Cone.
Alex: I Tina enjoyed the taste of Kim's shit as much as Kim did.

by TheDiscoDonger October 17, 2013

Mixing the Creamer

A boy masturbating as used in Awkward. Season 3, episode 5.

Jenna: "Why is Matty always in the bathroom?!"
Kevin: "Boys have needs! Ya know, mixing the creamer."

by thenewcanaanlife June 2, 2014

Cream Skimming

Often takes place in Oligopolistic markets. The act of trying to attract high-end consumers with large real purchasing power. Then the firms leave the market - Hit and Run competition

Cream skimming is dirty

Duuuuude, this fucking cream skimmer just came along and ate up all my supernormal profits. what a fucking h4xor

by frazz October 17, 2006

Ice Cream Pie

An ice cream pie occurs when one partner takes a spoonful of ice cream and inserts said spoon into the other partners snatch. Rinse, watch, and repeat eating as hungry.

AKA: Labia Sundae, Ice Cream Cuntdae, Chunky Cunty.

"Dude, Matt totally gave that girl an ice cream pie last night; what a gentleman!"

"Wait, so he ate Chunky Munky out of her snatch? Now THAT is an ice cream pie!"

"I gave an ice cream pie to the Dairy Queen."

"I can never eat ice cream pie again."

by ThePiedPier December 21, 2009