crabture

The end times when all living things spontaneously evolve into crab.

Repent, ye faithless mammals, for the Crabture is upon us!

by TesselatedCrab November 30, 2022

Cactus Cock

When dude try n make the shaft look longer than it is by shaving it, but it's all stubbly and feels like u having sex with a cactus.

Dang Boo, quit shaving your junk! You rockin' the damn cactus cock.

by Joosy Phroot December 4, 2022

Caracter

you accidently misspelled "character" or you just searched up my last name

Hi "caracter." "Dude it's not caracter its character."

by Characterrr January 23, 2023

cactenis

A penis shaped cactus.

Everyone knows that a cactus shaped like a penis is called a cactenis.

by Live Life Stoned February 11, 2023

Cactus

A person who u share a situationship with

She is my cactus

by savemeh March 7, 2023

crabtastrophe

When a crab or another creature with claws pinches the tip of a male genitalia.

"OW shit! That crab just cased me a crabtastrophe!"

by TTV_Creampie March 17, 2023

Cactus ripping

Cactus ripping is where a woman’s pubic stubble is so viciously sharp that when a man sticks his dick inside, it pierces right through the condom and into his dick leaving him unprotected and in pain.

Eli rushed to the emergency room after Tammy took him on a cactus ripping adventure.

by Eli Jackhammer April 4, 2023