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Coon squad

Only costing 5 elixir, the coon squad consists of a bunch of blackies with emotional problems. You have the hood niggas, actual gangster niggas, egotistical niggas, quiet niggas, fat niggas, sensitive niggas, racist niggas, gay niggas, weeb niggas and many,many more. This is a non-exhaustive list of nigga characteristics.

The coon squad hunts in groups, always on the hunt for bitches which they will rarely aqcuire. Often seen being a public nuisance, playing loud music, dressing like Kanye West's gay alter ego, playing basketball in questionable locations as well as any amount of such "coonish behaviour". These niggas are all goofy as fuck, each in their own way. The coon squad consists solely of chaotic ass niggas fr.
Person 1: "Ah man this party is lit what the fuck am I even drinking tho"
Person 2: "I'ma need you to shut that bullshit up chief the coon squad just arrived"
*loud noises of varying cohereny as well as general bullshitting ensue*
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Person 1 (walking past the basketball court) : "Nah these niggas wearing 2012 Nike's tf"
Person 2 : "Damn looks like the whole coon squad done pulled up"
by Newtinasuit February 22, 2023
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Coon Rapids Middle School

a middle school filled with bops wannabe thugs and ugly fat bitches that think they cute anytime you walk in the bathroom its a nigga smoking in that bitch or engaging in other nefarious activities
nigga 1 - you hear about the nigga that brung a gun to coon rapids middle school

nigga 2 - which one?
by crmsnigga33 January 2, 2024
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Coon

A black woman or man who prefers to date whites over their own kind.
A: I really think Daryl is handsome

B: look at his dating history he does not like us… he’s clearly a coon
by AMAli January 18, 2024
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Coon Giner

The reproductive organs of a female African American woman. The vagina, the puss, the baby hole.
Yo girl gimme some of day coon giner
by FlyingFishSandwich January 30, 2024
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Cooning

The act of going to a cancer hospital and sexually assaulting black patients while spinning them.
This term originated on an online forum in 2006 when a user posted a degenerative video of a 30 year old man skull fucking a black patient while saying “Damn, you spin like a bayblade.”
Dahmer went cooning at the local hospital.
by Dr. Doomass February 1, 2024
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Coon

ANY black person that (by their words or actions) critiques the thugs, criminals, lowlifes, scumbags or abhorrent behavior in the black community or makes these groups feel than.
Son, I sent you to college and you come back here speaking proper English and good credit. You don't want to hang out in the corner drinking all day or get into fistfights or a drive-by anymore. You are a coon.
by Toyoko Roy October 21, 2023
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Coon

A well disguised disaster. My neighbors dying dreams, living them.
That coon lost his tail.

But he has a new tale.
by Joefoglionono October 25, 2023
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