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Where’s the Condom?

A very risky game that only few are brave enough to play. You start with a condom on. Then during sex you pull it off like David Copperfield and slam it back in without saying a word.
I was smashing that ho from behind and slipped that rubber off. Then after I cummed she was like “Where’s the condom?” I promptly snapped her butthole with it.
by Travis Castle May 28, 2018
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Busted Condom Headass

A term used to describe someone who is a mistake and ugly at the same time
by Soji77 June 18, 2021
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Condoms

Something that all people should buy before having sex. These little rubbers will help you not get STD's so next time you go to the store please buy some and don't end up in the hospital with an infection because u didn't want to spend $5 to buy some. Hospital bill will be more expensive.
Kids use Condoms before having sex, Make sure you check it and its still good to use.
by Call_me_daddyy March 12, 2019
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Condom

The rubber glove a man uses to cover his penis when he has sex with a partner. Mostly because he doesn't want kids or because he is cheating.
Nick used a condom to cover his penis after having sex with a bitch he was cheating with
by LETTMEEATYOURPUSSYBITCH October 16, 2017
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Condom Sandwich

When a women sucks on a mans penis while he has a condom on
by WildShadow07 April 20, 2020
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Condom Corp

A goof troop filled with users that screw up the Landonia patriarchy and borrowing the name from the accident that led to their birth.
y’all fuckers look like the condom corp 💀
by Leokingahoe November 23, 2022
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Coffee condom

The sleeve that goes on a steaming hot coffee (often from a drive thru) so you can hold it without burning your hand.
May I have a coffee condom for the cup to keep from burning my hands please?
by Momma D6 February 20, 2018
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