Clown Orgy

One step past a cluster fuck and/or on an ongoing basis.

The republican party under Trump was nothing short of a clown orgy.

by GiantNinja42 June 6, 2021

Clown Racer

Described as a fast walker who wears very extravagant clothing, such as that of a clown. Usually wearing vibrant colored shoes and lipstick. A kiss-up in all major classes, particularly chemistry. While walking in the halls, be sure to avoid her quick steps or you'll surely be run over.

Mary-Kate, the original Clown Racer.

by LPTV June 12, 2008

Clown Bait

A person so incompetent that they would get lured into a sex dungeon by pedophile clowns

Dude you're such clown bait

by Tye Gordon Gillis November 11, 2017

Greasy Clown

A greasy clown is a 40+ year old white cis man who, loves Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson, is a drunk, breaks into elementary schools, and is generally a level 999 right wing weirdo.

Also has a distinctive bleach fried comb over.

You gotta stop getting black out drunk and swimming in putt putt golf ponds. You're acting like a total greasy clown.

by marie trantoinette December 20, 2018

Straight Clown

The straight clown is a clown that constantly follows you arround when you are a heterosexual

-Bro have you heard of the straight clown
-No, I dont know what the fuck you're talking about
-You know that means you're gay

by A jschlatt fan October 18, 2020

Lesbian clown

its when someone female and a lesbian falls for another straight girl .

I am the Google definition of a lesbian clown

by mil0peeboy July 13, 2020

popping a clown

to do something very desperate to make people laugh such as
wearing too much makeup
hitting yourself in the head with a plastic baseball bat
and other useless pranks ex. whoopee cushion

one who is a buzz-kill will often pop a clown

weird al is very good at popping a clown

by BetterAndIKnowIt June 29, 2011