ugly clam

The way a gay guy describes himself when he believes other gay men find him to be as repulsive as a dirty vagina.

Gay guy 1: I tried to hit on this hot guy yesterday and he turned me down. I feel like such an ugly clam.

Gay guy 2: Don't say that! Vaginas are so gross and you are beautiful.

by vag on the reg April 27, 2014

Clam Radio

The act of putting earbuds in a females butt, turning the volume all the way up, then putting your ear up to her vagina and jamming out.

Last night I was listening to Metallica on clam radio and it ruled!

by g2hhbu September 11, 2014

Honking Clam

Used to describe a busted nut on a bus.

Used by bus drivers to describe a busted nut on the bus.”Thomas there is a honking clam in the back of the bus. I know it was you because that was the seat you were in this morning.”

by Honkingclamboi February 16, 2018

Clam cough

When a female expunges air from her vagina.

During yoga class, our instructor clam coughed; it sounded like a small trumpet and some folks applauded.

by Halc March 4, 2014

Clam hopper

Promiscuous butch lesbian that jumps from woman to woman.

Deloris is such a clam hopper!

by Chicken boy 2016 November 12, 2016

Clotted Clam

A nasty whore pussy. Leaves the worst stank and cheesy discharge known to man.

I shagged her but she had a clotted clam. I had one cheesy helmet when I pulled out.

Her clotted clam left me with an unimaginable cock stench that would not wash.

by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021

Clam dropper

When you cum in her and she walks to the bathroom dripping your sperm on the floor on the way there

Clam dropper supreme yummie

by Jabony December 10, 2015