ugly clam

The way a gay guy describes himself when he believes other gay men find him to be as repulsive as a dirty vagina.

Gay guy 1: I tried to hit on this hot guy yesterday and he turned me down. I feel like such an ugly clam.

Gay guy 2: Don't say that! Vaginas are so gross and you are beautiful.

by vag on the reg April 27, 2014

Clam Batter

The vaginal secretion of a woman during times of extreme arousal and sexual pleasure.

Sally was so turned on, she drenched me in clam batter

by CyanideStudios May 12, 2014

clam piece

Another glorious term for a woman's hoohaa, more formally known as the vagina. Clam is used in relation to the ocean and it's fishy aroma.

Boy: "What is wrong?"
Girl: "There is sand in my clam piece and it's itchy!"

by SauceBossRoss May 29, 2014

clam jaws

A violent vagina

That girl had clam jaws

by Suck My Dictionary July 16, 2014

Clam Radio

The act of putting earbuds in a females butt, turning the volume all the way up, then putting your ear up to her vagina and jamming out.

Last night I was listening to Metallica on clam radio and it ruled!

by g2hhbu September 11, 2014

Clam Slam

The female equivalent of tea bag.

When Diana killed that sniper, she put down a mean Clam Slam on his forehead.

by K2they October 28, 2014

clam jammy

When a guy gets stuck in a woman.

Agh! Dude, I'm stuck in this clam jammy!

by White Attache November 10, 2013