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Hope Christian High School 

Hopeless Christian is a private high school in the North East Heights of Albuquerque, NM. It is run by the basketball team who decided that it is the only sport allowed to have on campus practices, and the cheerleading team that has never quite actually won a national championship. Most hopies believe that they are entitled to everything including the "pot lounge" behind the art building. They like to talk about how right they are no matter what the issue is, and they never seem to shut up about it either. This school built out of tuff-shed cares more about the grass in the middle of campus that, instead of letting kids walk on it, they make students walk around it making them late to class. Lastly, Hopes baseball team wouldn't be so bad except the coaching staff decided that seniors shouldn't play and freshmen will always carry the team and lose championship games.
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White Christmas

Getting high and fucking the turkey in front of your whole family while the Christmas tree is in your ass and the whole thing is being live-streamed.
Person 1: Hey what you doing for Christmas this year?
Person 2: Probably just the annual White Christmas for me.
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2. Christmas-like experience — be it material, spiritual or festival — hapening ahead of schedule.
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The day when Jews all around the world go to the movies and eat Chinese food.
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Christmas by JSznappy December 24, 2009

Christmas blow job 

When a male receives a blow job from a partner but does not return the favor
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Christmas 5 Pack

Showing up to a Christmas celebration with a six-pack of beer, minus one.
A six-pack of beer with only 5 beers - a common occurrence with beers, the buyer has never tried.
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