choke the head off my dick

the act of strenuous male masturbation

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."

by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009

Chopstick choking

Love

Dude those two guys were chopstick choking.

by Wonky Face October 28, 2017

okiee choke

Is the living embodiment of corny ,can't dance socially strange , plains dwelling, ass kickin' beast on the flat track!

Did you see OKIEE choke last night she was a beast.

by OKiee August 1, 2014

batman choke

when you grab somebody by the neck and lift them up

Mike did a batman choke to David because he stole his bitch!

by hedo2478 April 6, 2017

Choking on a strawberry

A sexual innuendo in the queer community for a queer person making out with or having sex with another queer person.

"I totally choked on their strawberry last night."
"I wish someone would choke on my strawberry."
"You can come choke on my strawberry."
"Nobody hmu, I'm choking on a strawberry."

by gardenofrunar July 7, 2025

Choke Knoll

Another name for Oak Knoll because every time they talk it sounds like they have dick in their mouth.

Did you hear Helen? She must be from Choke Knoll because her voice sounds like she’s sucking dick

by icechick77 July 14, 2018

Elephant Choke

Willy Wonka's signature move in the WWF. He would often perform it on fat children.

What do you get when you gobble down sweets? Eating until you get Elephant Choked

by Johnny Bravo With A Dick September 4, 2016